Tiz Da Seezon
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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September tyrsalvia and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I turned long_tail in for spitting (3 points). In November I helped wally_wabbit across the street (6 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-55 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mcfractal
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In January, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon terrycloth (65 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). When the stars were right, I recruited relee as a new cultist (30 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (310 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mcfractal
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September tyrsalvia and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday I turned long_tail in for spitting (3 points). In November I helped wally_wabbit across the street (6 points). In April I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-55 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mcfractal
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.
In January, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon terrycloth (65 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). When the stars were right, I recruited relee as a new cultist (30 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (310 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mcfractal
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!