bordem = my autobiography/diary
so im bored and im gonna do my mini diary online, might seem boring may seem cool, IDK and IDC.
so today josh and kayleigh had another fight, i dont get y they broke up? i mean they were a good couple, but i think kayleigh only got jam (joshs nickname) on the rebound, cos she went to rome with a group of friends and they were playing spin the bottle and she landed on mogely so she kissed him, but she was going out with liam, so he got pissed and left her,
but she doesnt know, but before she even went to rome he told me that kayleigh doesnt love him, and i didnt know what to say so i was like, no! im sure she loves you! but he just hook his head and went off to his next class, so i was like fine then! so i just hung out with bisexual david for the day.
so i kinda went off track there. so yeah they had a fight cos he told someone that he wanted to suck her off, and that u dont do! so kayleigh got pissed so i hut him for her, so i was like, mwahh ha ha ha ha! oh and a tree collapsed cos off the weird mini hurricane weird hing we had yesterday, so everyone had to climb over it to get into school, but some people were botring and walked round it. SPOILSPORTS!!! i did almost trip but...
in geography we had to make a shelter, and we were doing awsome, well except john who is a super geek and done nothing, so i was angry at him. but we made a cool tent thing outta bamboo celotape and binbags, and it was awsome!!! but then stupid my stupid teacher said the bell was going to go so we had to take it down and we were all really pissed cos it took us ages to get it up! and then i roke the bamboo cos we used to much so i put my foot on one bit then pulled and it snaped... whoopsy daisy!
in art i was nigeled with a bunch of idiots!!! there all orange or just thick! mostly both! and the only good person i like in my class had cello so she had to leave, sometimes i do get alittle fed up cos she keeps going on about mr.h and linkin park, and if u know mr.h please tell me who he is! i have no clue and she says i know him!!!
i was late in RE aswell, so i had to do a profile thing! so i had to think of a moto so i stole aiden grimshaws, to define is too limit, and i had to put acheivements, but i have a boring life o i just put somethin a got in p5/year 4 a burns medal, i didnt win, i came third as a solo singer, but when i got that i was confused, cos i was a solo singer but i didnt make the cut for the choir os i was stuck in a class with kids from other schools while my school was in the choir.
so anyway, in maths, megan was a ginger traitor, she had ginger hair then dyed it red, so i call her a ginger traitor, she also got a haircut that didnt suit her, it was nice but it didnt look right on her, and david dyed his hair again, that boy needs to get clean, he keeps doing stuff when hes high and it looks rediculous, he shaved the side of his head, he dyed it blonde, he got an ear streatcher, he peirced his own lip! hes just mad! im ed up with josh (jam) asking me what 20% is! its bloody 1/5!!
in english we watched eastbank (myschool) talent show, some where good some where crap! im also scared for life!!! my maths teacher was dressed as a vampire and he was thrusting his hips in it and i was like, EWWWWW!!!! so i felt sick!
in health ed we had to draw a poster on keeping active, but im crap at art so i just wrote BE ACTIVE!!! then done a mad demented thing with a football (like i said i cant draw) and i just scribbled on the back of it with a black love heart with thorns coming out of it, dionne, taylor and taigen said it was quite cool, but i wasnt that thrilled cos i just guessed they were being nice, cos i draw it all the time, scary gerrie gave me into trouble the other day cos i done all over my history jotter, well that and i also used red pen.
so after that it was home time (i know so babyish) my dad was outside in his blue galaxy taxi, wich i was glad for, sometimes i have to wait across the road while i wait for him. when i got home i went on livejournal searching for some good one direction slash. when there was a knock at the door it was courtney, so she came up and she was telling me how she had the worst luck ever, apparently she wore warm clothes cos it was 'sunny' so she walked then it started raining so she waited at a bus stop then started walking again but then she got pelted in hail stines so she went into a shop and bought crisps then it stopped, i was gettiing bored of her story so kinda zoned out but when she stoped i jut smiled.
she was telling me she was reading black beauty and i LOVE that story!!! its soooo good! i cried at the end! and im also quite bummed cos i couldnt find my book, so i searched everywhere but i did find my glee book and leahs (my lil sisters) thomas the tank engine book. i made noodles and outta all the bowls courtney picked the little miss naughty one. so we ate our chiken super noodles, then we went on FB and she was moaning at me cos the other day i hacked her and said she was smelly and gay. but she got me bak. culd be worse my dad wrote GOT SO EXITED I SHAT MYSELF!!! on one directions official page. so i was like grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr............
then we had pizza, my big sister made it, im surprised she didnt poison it, we dont really get along... but it tasted nice. then courtneys murderer of a brother was online, just making ure he isnt actually a murderer but courtneys english so half her family are in england, includeing her dad and her brother, ive never met her dad but i met jack and he was angry at me cos in his godfather II game me and courtney were just running about in it so he got angry and jumped on me and even though hes seventeen and im 13 he tried to kill me but i tickled him, simple as! then he called me weird cos i wasnt tiklish! then i tried to kill him, cos he said that the english were right to invade scotland years ago! soz kinda went off subject....
so she went and i wached abit of tv, horrible histories and father ted, both are reallt funni. i went into my room and just searched random stuff, read a few stories on wattpad, then went onto livejournal, my dad came in asking me if i wanted noodles? so i said yes so he gave me the noodles in the pot, so i ate them then black mailed my wee sis into putting it away, so that was kinda my boring lifer, ill update tomorrow, also includeing what happened after i post this but whatever happens its prob boring, well goodbye my new online diary, if u have any questions or anything u dont understand then just comment below and ill get back to u! BYE BYE!!!