Feb 18, 2003 03:02
Stu•pid (stoo' pïd) - hurling a condom full of stink bombs at the dorm next to yours.
Stu•pid•er (stoo' pïd er) - Using a water balloon launcher to hurl said condom through the closed window of the dorm adjacent to yours.
Stu•pid•est (stoo' pïd est) - waiting until after the cops have left to open the window and incite the RA of the other dorm (who happens to be cleaning up the mess) to go outside and fight.
I think we know who wins the idiot of the year award...
Worst part about the whole thing, aside from the fact that I had to clean up the glass, was that Broun is supposed to be an honors dorm. This means that the people who live in the building are supposed to be smart. What happened?!?
And here is what puzzles me. The window was closed. This fact is obvious from the other dorm. Hitting the window with stink bombs will do one of two things: 1) Window stays intact and stink bombs are outside, thus not stinking up anything... 2) Window shatters, stink bombs get inside, but you get into a heap of trouble. Neither one is particularly appealing to me, but apparently three guys wanted to be read their rights. Which is unfortunate, because I hate to see people get in trouble for stuff like that. Especially since there has always been a feud between the two dorms. But it happens. If they had thought about it first, they may not have done anything.
So anyway, its late, again. And my question is still the same. Why can't I sleep? Tonights answer: idiots.