i am such an idiot...
tonight, at liana's sister's house fiesta:
me: "hey remember that one time in high school where jason foughman (fake last name) went to a party at heather smerling's house and got tased twice? it was in the paper and everything...'something something high school kid gets tased twice at party...' when he tried to run away from the golf course?"
only it took me five minutes longer....
fast forward 2 hours.....riley joins me on the couch. i get up. i sit back down.
riley: "i'm almost pissing myself."
me: "what?"
her: "that girl jessica's last name is foughman (also changed)." and he definitely comes from the kind of people who think it's cute to name their kids jason and jessica. and they look alike.
she left the room fast. i feel dumb as shit, and hilarious.
me: "hey remember that one time in high school where jason foughman (fake last name) went to a party at heather smerling's house and got tased twice? it was in the paper and everything...'something something high school kid gets tased twice at party...' when he tried to run away from the golf course?"
only it took me five minutes longer....
fast forward 2 hours.....riley joins me on the couch. i get up. i sit back down.
riley: "i'm almost pissing myself."
me: "what?"
her: "that girl jessica's last name is foughman (also changed)." and he definitely comes from the kind of people who think it's cute to name their kids jason and jessica. and they look alike.
she left the room fast. i feel dumb as shit, and hilarious.