That's facultist!
I recently found out that Michael Showalter is performing on campus next Thursday. If you're reading this, you probably know about my mild obsession with The State and all things State-related in high school. The show is free for students, $5 for non-students. Huzzah! So, I just went over to the ticket office to purchase my ticket, and they told me they're "selling" only student tickets until the day of the event. Uncool! Especially considering it's being held in one of the smallest venues on campus. I probably won't be able to see him. Geez, I even moved "The Baxter" to the top of my queue for this!