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[mcdolohov]

I can explain
what're you all staring at?
It's not what you think

Uh. A funny thing just happened. I'll tell you lot about it someday. Maybe.

Comments

Ant

[ravingamy]

He did WHAT?! Aren't you my boyfriend- Oh. Amara. Shite. I'm sorry.

I'll talk to him now. Who... who was there?

Re: Ant

[mcdolohov]

HOWLER! Mentioning our NAMES! And how you got RAPED! In dolby digital surround sound VERY LOUD ECHOING WORDS!

I am dead. I will be drawn and quartered. Everything is crashing down.

Charms corridor. Five girls, two boys, ALL the paintings there, and Mrs. Norris.

Re: Ant

[ravingamy]

Right. Right! I get the extent of it.

You are NOT dead. HE is dead. I trusted him not to tell anyone and he goes and does something like that.

Can we obliviate them, you think?

Re: Ant

[mcdolohov]

...You TOLD him? What the hell were you thinking? Why would you tell him? You've been parading me around like a bloody faggot! Who else knows? What a great night it must have been in Ravenclaw, sitting around listening to Amycus fucking Carrow tell everyone about what we've been bloody doing! Did you tell them what I told you when I was on Veritaserum? Barrel of laughs that must have been!

I am DEAD! It's DONE! No, they can't be Obliterated! The paintings know! The whole school will be buzzing with it TOMORROW! It's DONE. I am done. Over. Finished. Forget it. Forget everything.

[bad_messenger]

WHAT THE FUCK DOLOHOV?!? WHAT THE FUCK?!

[mcdolohov]

shutupshutupshutup.

[bad_messenger]

I HAD TO HEAR ABOUT IT FROM A HUFFLEPUFF!! GET OUT OF THE DORM, NOW!! YUCK YUCK YUUUUCK!

[mcdolohov]

Go away, Wilkes. I'm staying here. The curtains around my bed are charmed to be as hard as brick, so don't even try ripping them apart unless you really hate your hand.

And your dog pissed on the carpet.