You know what that means.

[mcdolohov]

Helped Richard pack his all his stuff into his bag. That should put an end to nights of accidentally and painfully trodding on some hard plastic toy on the way to the bathroom and hopping around trying to hiss profanities as quietly as possible

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[mcdolohov]

Except when you're off bonking your girl. Had fun?

It's all right. We had fun.

[mcdolohov]

She is? Merlin, Fawcet. You don't waste time, do you? It better be as cute as Richard or this one will stay locked up in a pen.

Does he? Hmm. Bit of a pickle, that.

[mcdolohov]

Bastard. Now I know where Richard gets his bastard junior streak.

What? Doesn't Richard's darling, darling smile melt all that hatred from your heart? Go on, look at him.

[mcdolohov]

He can't read this, it's fine.

What? What did he say? I didn't teach him any word you'd find offensive, Fawcet.

[mcdolohov]

I call you a bastard all the time!

Excuse me? What did I do then?

[mcdolohov]

Keep being vague, Fawcet. We're getting nowhere fast.