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bad_messenger December 10 2007, 18:59:23 UTC
1. Why do you give a shit?

2. Everyone knows muggle cigarettes have bacteria and disease crawling all over them. And they're made by little children in India with dirt in their fingernails. Touching the cigarette.

3. No, dipshit.

Who cares about muggles, mate! They're useelesss.

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mcdolohov December 11 2007, 01:40:27 UTC
1. I was curious. It's 4 galleons to a pound, mate! There are MUGGLES WHO ARE RICHER THAN ME.

2. I know that. I was trying to put things in perspective.

3. Just making sure.

All right, fair point. But don't you think we should know more about them? Like, er, a reconnaissance?

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bad_messenger December 11 2007, 02:59:03 UTC
Everyone's richer than you, Dolohov.

No, the less I know about muggles the better. It's like mosquitos. They're there, but you don't have to know everything about them.

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mcdolohov December 11 2007, 03:06:38 UTC
Yeah, but even muggles?

I dunno. I was walking along town yesterday, you know. The muggle part. Some of their birds don't look half bad...

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bad_messenger December 11 2007, 03:09:39 UTC
Muggles can't buy any really cool stuff. They can only have those stupid jellyfone things and their cars.

EW, DOLOHOV, EW. That's lowering yourself, seriously. One thing worse than being gay is being with a muggle.

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mcdolohov December 11 2007, 03:19:03 UTC
...Yeah. Yeah, I knew that. It's just... it's the principle of things... muggles richer than me...

I didn't talk to them! I just looked. From five yards away, so I don't catch any sickness or anything...

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bad_messenger December 11 2007, 03:21:24 UTC
It's not worth thinking about. There's lots of things you have that they don't. Like pure blood. And MAGIC.

I should bloody well hope so!

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mcdolohov December 11 2007, 03:23:45 UTC
...Y-yeah. Yeah, you're right. At least I'm not a dirty muggle.

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bad_messenger December 11 2007, 03:25:31 UTC
I'd much rather lose all my money and still be pure than be rich and a muggle. Filthy things, they are.

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bad_messenger December 11 2007, 08:51:35 UTC
It's not like they've got feelings.

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mcdolohov December 11 2007, 12:37:38 UTC
Wilkes. Stop it.

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bad_messenger December 11 2007, 18:56:07 UTC
Stop what, Dolohov!? Are you turning fucking soft on me? It's only the truth, and you bloody know it.

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mcdolohov December 12 2007, 00:10:05 UTC
I know that. It's just-- stop picking fights, mate. Maybe we should, you know, think of what we say first before actually saying it. People tend to get pissed otherwise.

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bad_messenger December 12 2007, 08:01:13 UTC
Excuse me? I'm not the one picking a fucking fight, mate! You should be backing me up instead of acting like a bloodtraitor and taking his side.

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mcdolohov December 12 2007, 08:55:03 UTC
I'm not taking his side! And I'm not a bloodtraitor. I just-- I don't think it's very smart, you know...

Muggles haven't actually done anything to us yet, Wilkes.

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