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mcdanger

The script for my thesis film

Feb 23, 2005 01:37

Remember before I became all emo and shit, I used to have crazy and whimsical updates like the Suze Orman's Haunted Vagina or whatever crap I last posted all the time?! Well, hypothetical groupies, you're in luck. I just finished the shooting script for my thesis film. So to answer your first question: Yes, I am shooting this fucker. I highly, ( Read more... )

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couchprod February 25 2005, 21:56:12 UTC

Clearly, you have to use both endings. Bad ending first, then COINS ARE INSERTED or the like, and then they fight and win the right way (you know, the way that involves some ridiculously obscure item or process, like the six colors of magic in a certain order in Chrono Cross) and then you get the good ending.

booooo couchprod March 23 2005, 23:41:03 UTC

write a play on how bad your life sucks. That was trash. ewwwwww. go home and try again. actually, please dont, just stop.

-everyone

I don't get it. mcdanger March 24 2005, 03:05:26 UTC

Was that supposed to be A) Some form of meta-criticism on the low quality of responses I got, B) An attempt to "flame" me (to borrow a popular term from pop-culture lexicon! :) ), C) A detached, ironic throwaway joke based on the obvious openings I left to criticism, or D) You trying to be funny but failing to secure an anchor point, and in effect spastically flopping around declaring yourself AARON BOYD'S LIVEJOURNAL'S WORST NIGHTMARE. OR KNIGHTMARE IF THIS WERE THE MIDDLE AGES.

Re: I don't get it. couchprod March 25 2005, 02:59:02 UTC

wow. you are weird.

get out. meet friends. stop playing on your computer. seriously.

Good advice. mcdanger March 25 2005, 07:57:46 UTC

Thanks Livejournal Batman.

Re: Good advice. couchprod March 25 2005, 17:53:44 UTC

im guessing you:

1. havent been laid... or been close to being laid.
2. have had no girlfriends ever.
3. have few friends cause you are a sarcastic asshole.
4. are a social disaster.
5. are fat.
6. won't ever amount to anything.

Look mcdanger March 25 2005, 21:02:21 UTC

It's really hard for me to be in any way offended when what you're basically doing in the Internet equivalent of driving by and screaming FAGGOT out your car window while I'm off on a leisurely stroll. What do you want me to say? "OH-HO-HO, you got me there! I never will amount to anything! Good show saucy lad!" and then a thousand Internet girls will all totally have sex with you at once while I bang two cymbals together in your most TOTALLY SWEET usage of free time.

So, question: Do I know you? Like, what city do you live in?

Re: Look couchprod March 26 2005, 05:57:10 UTC

austin, texas. specifically clearwater, tx.

you?

Uh oh! mcdanger March 27 2005, 09:03:39 UTC

I think I know who this is!!!

Re: Uh oh! couchprod March 27 2005, 13:04:50 UTC

I amazed you think...dirtbag.

I amazed I think too. Also you're astoundingly fat. mcdanger March 28 2005, 06:09:04 UTC

( ... )

Re: I amazed I think too. Also you're astoundingly fat. couchprod March 28 2005, 13:05:47 UTC

Nice picture, not me. Think of Sean and Sickles...

Re: I amazed I think too. Also you're astoundingly fat. couchprod April 6 2005, 19:45:58 UTC

Listen here, fucktard. ANY fucking time you want some, come fucking get it, you fucking loser ( ... )

Oh, hello! mcdanger April 7 2005, 06:10:36 UTC

Didn't hear you come in.

Hi, my name's Aaron. You may remember me as a 19-year-old stranger that called you fat on the Internet one time. I don't know you very well, but apparently we have some sort of "challenge" between us because it seems you were so devastated by a teenager's cruel yet tragicomically accurate depiction of your home life that you decided to follow him to his Livejournal to continue some sort of spooky online feud we must have.

Your kids must be proud. And obese.

Re: Oh, hello! couchprod April 7 2005, 13:48:42 UTC

Wrong on so many levels fucko ( ... )

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