Delicious Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Made this for web design. The assignment was only to do the first five steps, but I ended up turning in the whole proverbial kit, and the whole proverbial kaboodle.
Delicious Chocolate Chip Cookies!
To bake delicious cookies, follow this recipe:
1. Go to the supermarket.
2. Buy frozen cookie mix.
3. Place the cookies on the cookie sheet.
4. Bake at 350 degrees.
5. Eat the cookies.
At this point I looked at my completed list. Yeah, I had made good use of the H1 and Center tags, but the list felt incomplete, ever so incomplete. Something was missing. Something significant. Something...human.
6. Wallow in guilt and self-pity.
7. Drag out ab-doer from the attic.
8. Brush off cobwebs.
9. Pretend to exercise for fifteen minutes.
10. Ask spouse if they still find you attractive.
11. Call him or her a liar if/when they say "yes".
12. Cry.
13. Throw remaining cookies away (if any).
14. Nervously pace your kitchen a couple times.
15. Glance back at the garbage can full of cookies.
16. Should I?
17. Or shouldn't I?
18. Too late. I did.
19. Frantically reassure spouse the garbage wasn't too dirty.
20. Sign divorce papers.
21. Cry.
22. Repeat Step 1.
23. While in checkout line, check out the cashier.
24. Marry cashier.
25. Be whisked away to a tropical paradise.
26. A tropical, third-world paradise.
27. Bake cookies.
Delicious Chocolate Chip Cookies!
To bake delicious cookies, follow this recipe:
1. Go to the supermarket.
2. Buy frozen cookie mix.
3. Place the cookies on the cookie sheet.
4. Bake at 350 degrees.
5. Eat the cookies.
At this point I looked at my completed list. Yeah, I had made good use of the H1 and Center tags, but the list felt incomplete, ever so incomplete. Something was missing. Something significant. Something...human.
6. Wallow in guilt and self-pity.
7. Drag out ab-doer from the attic.
8. Brush off cobwebs.
9. Pretend to exercise for fifteen minutes.
10. Ask spouse if they still find you attractive.
11. Call him or her a liar if/when they say "yes".
12. Cry.
13. Throw remaining cookies away (if any).
14. Nervously pace your kitchen a couple times.
15. Glance back at the garbage can full of cookies.
16. Should I?
17. Or shouldn't I?
18. Too late. I did.
19. Frantically reassure spouse the garbage wasn't too dirty.
20. Sign divorce papers.
21. Cry.
22. Repeat Step 1.
23. While in checkout line, check out the cashier.
24. Marry cashier.
25. Be whisked away to a tropical paradise.
26. A tropical, third-world paradise.
27. Bake cookies.