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just got back from michigan state soccer camp
it was the same old same old but fun
key points of my educational soccer experience... basically everything shortend up
1. dorms fucking smallest and hottest thing in the world
2. college food still sucks except for the freezer with popsicles
3. order gumbee's pizza and get pokey sticks best things ever
4. it sucks when u and ur roommate r 16 and 17 and ur suitmates r fucking 13
5. 13 yr olds r annoying as hell
6. all star football players r HOTT! me and summer met 2 of them both 18 chilled with them for a while
7. u cant leave the dorm property EVER or they FLIP out on u
8. u cant skip the floor meetings
9. 8:30 am is quite early to start playing soccer
10. my coaches name was STEVE! and we were team FINLAND!
11. steve was a sweet coach "daddy i wanna dance!" we were the talk of the camp bc our team actually WORKED OUR ASS OFF
12. fireflies DO bite
13. we scored 8 goals and let in only 1
14. i have a blister on my foot
15. ok yeah so i was at SOCCER CAMP last time i checked and um there were girls running around in FUCKING MINI SKIRTS wtf???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
16. when guys watch girls play they just like to c us take out other girls... "ohhhhhhh burn"
17. theres nothing to do on ur free time
18. ha! we SCHOOLED GERMANY's ASS what up now germany?????
19. FUNNYEST STORY EVER! ok so i guess a bunch of people made my brother rap about a fudgesicle and i over hurd this bc a little girl in the elevator goes "r u CJ's sister? hes the rap master" wtf rap master ok so me and summer go to lunch and tons of little kids kept asking me if i was CJ's sister so we finally got to talk to him and we made him spit some but he was afraid so we made one up "oranges u r so corange give me some cheese" so then this kid i called him ritzbits went and got more people and he rapped about his shoes... ok so we all go in to the talent show and CJ's girlfriend was like "CJ go down and rap" so me and summer push down onto the floor and i yell out "CJ! CJ!" and the whole place starts yelling his name and the black guy starts out and hands the mike over to CJ and he starts to rap it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny but horrible and everyone laughed and cheered for him every older guy went up to him and told him he was awsome it was great...
20. 16,17,18 yr old soccer players r HOTT! and if ur not wearing a skirt and being ur self they will actually come up and talk to u they dont like girls that try hard
21. summer's boyfriend james is funny but annoying when u r trying to sleep "w.t.f. james J.K."
22. my name is F.K. if u dont get it thats ur fault
23. 14 yr old boys wanted me and summer to show our boobs but wouldnt give us $300 for it... one boy dances to 50 cent but he sucked and i named one kid ACORN bc his head and another MUNCHKIN bc he was cute
24. i actually counted and it is a mile to the old college fields
25. dainish is a cool lanuage to speak
26. when it rains it sucks ur stuck in the old gym with the volleyball players and there spandex thats nasty for 2 hours then not even playing at all for the rest of the day
27. one kid can juggle 1406 times without dropping the ball wtf?
28. cant think of anymore maybe later... idk it was fun i guess
omg ok so we just bought me a new car tonight so im not getting the toyota anymore its going to my mom full time bc we r getting rid of the van
but its a car idk what kind or anything but its got a big butt and im thinking about calling it TRIXIE bc its like a tanish color and thats kinda girly but i still wanna call it IGGY
oh well
hmm idk anymore
it was the same old same old but fun
key points of my educational soccer experience... basically everything shortend up
1. dorms fucking smallest and hottest thing in the world
2. college food still sucks except for the freezer with popsicles
3. order gumbee's pizza and get pokey sticks best things ever
4. it sucks when u and ur roommate r 16 and 17 and ur suitmates r fucking 13
5. 13 yr olds r annoying as hell
6. all star football players r HOTT! me and summer met 2 of them both 18 chilled with them for a while
7. u cant leave the dorm property EVER or they FLIP out on u
8. u cant skip the floor meetings
9. 8:30 am is quite early to start playing soccer
10. my coaches name was STEVE! and we were team FINLAND!
11. steve was a sweet coach "daddy i wanna dance!" we were the talk of the camp bc our team actually WORKED OUR ASS OFF
12. fireflies DO bite
13. we scored 8 goals and let in only 1
14. i have a blister on my foot
15. ok yeah so i was at SOCCER CAMP last time i checked and um there were girls running around in FUCKING MINI SKIRTS wtf???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
16. when guys watch girls play they just like to c us take out other girls... "ohhhhhhh burn"
17. theres nothing to do on ur free time
18. ha! we SCHOOLED GERMANY's ASS what up now germany?????
19. FUNNYEST STORY EVER! ok so i guess a bunch of people made my brother rap about a fudgesicle and i over hurd this bc a little girl in the elevator goes "r u CJ's sister? hes the rap master" wtf rap master ok so me and summer go to lunch and tons of little kids kept asking me if i was CJ's sister so we finally got to talk to him and we made him spit some but he was afraid so we made one up "oranges u r so corange give me some cheese" so then this kid i called him ritzbits went and got more people and he rapped about his shoes... ok so we all go in to the talent show and CJ's girlfriend was like "CJ go down and rap" so me and summer push down onto the floor and i yell out "CJ! CJ!" and the whole place starts yelling his name and the black guy starts out and hands the mike over to CJ and he starts to rap it was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny but horrible and everyone laughed and cheered for him every older guy went up to him and told him he was awsome it was great...
20. 16,17,18 yr old soccer players r HOTT! and if ur not wearing a skirt and being ur self they will actually come up and talk to u they dont like girls that try hard
21. summer's boyfriend james is funny but annoying when u r trying to sleep "w.t.f. james J.K."
22. my name is F.K. if u dont get it thats ur fault
23. 14 yr old boys wanted me and summer to show our boobs but wouldnt give us $300 for it... one boy dances to 50 cent but he sucked and i named one kid ACORN bc his head and another MUNCHKIN bc he was cute
24. i actually counted and it is a mile to the old college fields
25. dainish is a cool lanuage to speak
26. when it rains it sucks ur stuck in the old gym with the volleyball players and there spandex thats nasty for 2 hours then not even playing at all for the rest of the day
27. one kid can juggle 1406 times without dropping the ball wtf?
28. cant think of anymore maybe later... idk it was fun i guess
omg ok so we just bought me a new car tonight so im not getting the toyota anymore its going to my mom full time bc we r getting rid of the van
but its a car idk what kind or anything but its got a big butt and im thinking about calling it TRIXIE bc its like a tanish color and thats kinda girly but i still wanna call it IGGY
oh well
hmm idk anymore