Mar 16, 2007 21:34
there was a waterbug on my bedroom wall
(spoken aloud to no one) how do i blast that fucker
(runs to bathroom, returns)
(spoken aloud to bug) FUCKER YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET BLASTED
(blasts fucker)*
*sprays wall with Lemon-Scented Scrubbing Bubbles Antibacterial Soap-Scum Remover
(blogs about it)