Comments | mcconaughey: For the record, I actually did Unsolved Mysteries before.

mcconaughey

For the record, I actually did Unsolved Mysteries before.

Feb 09, 2006 18:27

I was on Oprah yesterday. I'm usually horrible in interviews, which is why I didn't tell anybody but Zach that I was going to be on, and I was. Somewhere between me forcing Oprah to take a shot of tequila with me, reaffirming my no deodorant policy, my announcement that I'd like fourteen children, and my pickle and ice fixations, he probably should ( Read more... )

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skeeterulrich February 9 2006, 23:36:48 UTC

BABALUUUUUUUUUUU, BABALUUUUUUU.

skeeterulrich February 9 2006, 23:40:22 UTC

AND HEY I DEMAND ANOTHER VERSION OF THAT DAILY SHOW THING. I CAN'T PLAY .RAM FILES.

mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:52:59 UTC

I'll try to find another version. But I can paraphrase. I believe I said, "The goats ate their own jizz after."

skeeterulrich February 10 2006, 00:02:50 UTC

But it's better when it's your voice saying it. Remember. "Say 'the liquid in the budweiser starts boilin' again. Cause I looooved when you said that." ROSIE SAID IT BEST.

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LMAO THIS WAS THE BEST ENTRY EVER. lafferty_j February 9 2006, 23:40:23 UTC

I liked the sound she made at the end and nice pictures?

DON'T YOU MEAN WORST mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:51:33 UTC

Poor, poor Oprah. I feel bad for blinding you, sorry.

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mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:47:53 UTC

Hahaha, the other day, I saw pictures of you and me together. I think they're on Wireimage. I was going to get them before, but I didn't want to be all creepy like, hey, Backstreet Boy, I've got pictures of you and me.

I don't regret anything! I still think it's hilarious, actually. So much, in fact, that I'm talking about playing the bongos naked in a film someday. I'd do it all over again, too. Of course, it probably wouldn't be as funny if I had been charged.

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mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:56:56 UTC

Hey, that's right. I didn't even put the two together. Watch it, though, I bet she'll never even see this. I'm going to find them now and when I do, I'll pass them along.

Naked with another male with drug paraphernelia at the scene of the crime? It was fantastic, I just got a fine for violating the noise ordinance and eveyone alive wants to show up at my parties now.

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sabullock February 9 2006, 23:46:51 UTC

hahahah resisting arrest. God, this was great.

mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:50:19 UTC

Hahahaha I'm still weeping blood. I talked about you on Oprah yesterday. I believe my exact words were, "She could run a country."

sabullock February 9 2006, 23:51:39 UTC

Ha, ew. Why were you two talking about me? Although I love what you said.

mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:54:03 UTC

I talked about everyone I ever worked with. I called Ashley strong, I called J. Lo on time or something like that, I can't remember what I called Sarah. I had the best review about you, I think.

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abb February 9 2006, 23:51:33 UTC

i actually caught you on oprah. your mother sounds adorable.

mcconaughey February 9 2006, 23:55:02 UTC

I'm so sorry. I never intended for anybody to see it. Did you catch my singing, too? My mother is an absolute trip, let me say. She's past seventy and still has ten times my energy and ten times my sass.

abb February 9 2006, 23:57:56 UTC

no sorries! it was entertaining. i definitely caught the singing. and the "dancing". sounds like she raised you well.

mcconaughey February 10 2006, 00:05:21 UTC

I love how I said that I'd do it and it wasn't dancing so much as it was a robotic sort of swaying. She tried her best. She knew exactly when to slap me silly and I don't think I'll ever have a best friend like her. She was pissed about the arrest, but only because she hadn't been invited.