Friends Only.

[mcconaughey]

For the record: this is a fake journal associated with the Must Be Pop universe. I am not Matthew McConaughey and I have no affiliation with Matthew McConaughey. I'm down with semagic, so add me and I'll add you back. It's not necessary to comment. However, once a journal hits six weeks, I ban_set them, so if you come back after dying and you want

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[jerpiven]

Matty, Matty, Matty.

[mcconaughey]

Jer, Jer, Jer. Somehow, this nickname is not as annoying as Matty.

[jerpiven]

You haven't figured out that's why I call you that?

[mcconaughey]

I know it's the only reason. I feel six years old whenever you say it. I hope you know what I did to the little punkasses that taunted me with that name.

[jerpiven]

Did it involve flushing a toilet while someone's head was submerged in it?

[mcconaughey]

Perhaps. Are you worried?

[jerpiven]

Maybe just a little.