She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

[mcconaughey]

"What kind of a name is Rooster, anyway

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[campbelln]

I love to read men's magazines for the sex, sex, and sex. It gets so tiring to read about how I should be doing my hair, my make-up, whatever-the-fuck color is "in" for this month, and the endless amount of women for ads of things that I am completely uninterested in. I love to read things from a man's perspective.

Listen to men named Rooster. Got it.

I need to take a shower.

[mcconaughey]

There's sex, sex, and sex in the women's magazines, too, but in the men's, it's more like we look at what we like and the women discuss what they think we'll like. I say get rid of make-up altogether and have every women keep her hair up in a little ponytail thing and everyone'd look better and probably feel better, to boot. I hate all the perfume ads. You can't get close to one of those things without wanting to have an asthma attack.

I sincerely doubt that you're going to meet any Roosters other than my brother.

I bet.

[campbelln]

Ew, yes, the perfume ads. Ever open one that had lotion samples in it? I did, and the package had somehow torn, and it was just... Gross. Gross is a good word for it.

Never know.

Oh, hardy har har. Not for that, Mister... Matthew McCumMyWay? Shakes. Head.

[mcconaughey]

They come with lotion samples now? Wow, if you want lotion, why don't you just go to the store and use the tester? Is it really necessary to stick it in a magazine? I've seen them with foundation before, I think.

Well, not unless you go into a lot of redneck bars, anyway.

Ahaha, I'm not responsible for the name. It's from somebody in mbp_bwe, see. Not my fault. You think my mind is permanently in the gutter.

[campbelln]

Sometimes lotion, sometimes shampoo samples. I will pass the shampoo ones off to you.

Well gee whiz, darlin'. You make it sound like bein' in the gutter is a bad thing.

[mcconaughey]

Do I look like I need a bath? I never understand the point of shampoo, anyway. Why do you need all that fancy, expensive stuff when you can just use a bar of soap? Then again, when I do that, my hair stylists always shriek at me.

I am a kind Southern man, Neve Campbell. Do you honestly think I'd allow my mind to drift into a palace of sin? I think not.

[campbelln]

Ha, nah, I do not mind a man's natural scent. To an extent.

Baby, you live in the palace. You are the emperor there. :x

[mcconaughey]

Well, I'm clean, I'm just one of those dirty-looking types even when I'm spic and span. It's all because you have seen the intricate innerworkings of my filthy mind.

I am angry-facing you right now.

[campbelln]

How in the world can you be angry-facing at me right now? That makes me sad-face. Sad-face and then grinning because I am going to use this icon on you. Come on, now. You know I like your filthy mind; you like mine, too.

[mcconaughey]

It's good-natured. I could never be really mad at you. I should have an icon of my abs, but I make the stupidest faces and it'd be a waste not to utilize them all. My mind is pure and squeaky clean. Yours is all right.