She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

[mcconaughey]

"What kind of a name is Rooster, anyway

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[carmen__e]

I honestly haven't a clue what this is about, and I'm sure I'll come back here once I've actually gone to sleep for the night, and I'll have a fucking brilliant comment that will make you want to cry...or kiss crying babies. Right, so I'm sticking with what I said about not catching anything other than the fact that you said 'sex' a lot.

[mcconaughey]

It's about me and my brother and why Cosmopolitan is the book of the devil. Are you awake yet? I just woke up from a nap. You don't have to come back and do that, but you're certainly welcome if you like. Ahaha, I stay away from babies. I'm always scared that I'm going to drop them. I said sex a lot and there's a chicken recipe in there somewhere. I don't know which is better.

[carmen__e]

Haha, Cosmo is not the book of the devil...okay, maybe it is a little bit. I just woke up actually, and I'm fucking freezing. :-\ Hah, I'm sure you wouldn't drop any babies. Sex and Chicken, two of the better things in life.

[mcconaughey]

It really is, all right. It makes women insane. Why does anyone need to read all that stuff? If he sleeps with you, then yes, I'd say you're probably compatible. If he doesn't, I'm sure there's someone else to take his place. I'm freezing, but it's because I've been chewing on ice. Babies don't like me. They all scream and cry when I pick them up. Ahaha, my next update will be about eating chicken while having sex. A combination of both.

[carmen__e]

Hah, Don't forget the quizzes and sex tips, those are the highlight of the magazine. My house is always cold, I think It's just freezing because I just got out of a warm bed. It's because they don't know who you are, I'm sure if they knew that the great Matthew McConaughey was the one holding them, they'd be more compliant. Ahaha, that is the best combination. As long as you're able to just toss my name in there a couple of times I'll be more than satisfied.

[mcconaughey]

I'm looking online to see if there are any compatibility quizzes. I want to take one if only for the sake of argument. My RV is pretty good with air and all that. It's never too cold or too hot. Maybe because it's not a huge space to heat or cool, it always stays the temperature that I like. It's just different when I'm chewing on ice or working out or something that'd make it change. Haha, you cooked the chicken for me?

[carmen__e]

Have you found any yet? I think I missed something, why are you on an RV? haha, that could work.

[mcconaughey]

Nothing exciting enough to count. I own an RV. I live in it. I had a house in Hollywood, but I prefer the RV.

[carmen__e]

That's no fun. I'm not sure which one I'd prefer more...

[mcconaughey]

I can't stand houses. They make me feel very enclosed. With an RV, you can go anywhere, thus the basis of its appeal.

[carmen__e]

I can see how and RV would be better, but you don't have to worry about increasing gas prices with a house.

[mcconaughey]

Ah, but fortunately for me, I've been blessed with the means to afford this venture. It's not too bad. I don't have to pay property tax or anything like that.

[carmen__e]

The pros just keep on coming.