She's even kind of crazy about my farmer's tan.

[mcconaughey]

"What kind of a name is Rooster, anyway

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[kreukkristin]

And I read this whole update trying to see if there were any clues as to what track 18 on Unknown's album could be

[mcconaughey]

I just put that in to see who'd notice. I don't even remember who I was listening to at the time. At least you have my accent to soothe you? Even if I am talking about chicken.

[kreukkristin]

Of course I'm the crazy who would; you shouldn't have doubted that much. Now it's going to bug me forever like when someone reminds you of something that you can't remember and the answer is right on the tip of your tongue and it drives you crazy. Or just me..

I'm still laughing at how you pronounce 'boil' as 'bowl'

[mcconaughey]

I knew you'd either notice that or remark on me lubricating chickens. I told you I cook with beer. I looked it up for you. I had just forgotten to name the file, but it was Blake Shelton's Austin. It's country, though, so it might make you want to stab your eyes out.

Ahaha, shh, I do not.

[kreukkristin]

I'll write a better reply to this later but I have a few errands to run so until then: http://s38.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0F4QIKEQ61JMA0ZEEI3F11069H

[mcconaughey]

I actually think I'm going somewhere, too, so I'll listen when I get back. But hahaha, the title. I'm going to send you Blake Shelton later. It might make you cry.

[kreukkristin]

I don't know if you left or came back yet or whatever but how did you like the song?

And as if I'd remark anything about lubricating unless it has something to do with the movie Road Trip and asian-chick porn. I like all types of music so I'd love to hear Shelton later.

[mcconaughey]

I'm back now. I actually liked it. I'm still listening to it on repeat.

Listen. I don't think I saw that movie all the way through. Me love you long time?

[kreukkristin]

I hope you had a good day. I have plans with a friend to see your movie tomorrow. Well, get high and then see your movie, that is.

I'm downloading as we speak. Why do I even talk to you. Haha, what??

[mcconaughey]

I'm having a fantastic day, thank you kindly. Oh Christ, don't. You will never stop mocking me. If you're going to see it, just try to ignore me and do it for Al Pacino.

Did you listen to it yet? Did it make you cry? Because you're secretly in love with me. Ahaha, you mentioned Asian porn and it's what came to mind.

[kreukkristin]

Well I'm glad to hear that! Hahah I am going to bowl you alive with my insanely blunted behaviour

I listened to it and no it didn't make me cry but then again I am pretty heartless. I am not in love with you but you are pretty dandy and while I wrote this song about your affections for me, I also wrote about you in my last update. And I did just admit that openly. In the movie, Seann's character is at the sperm bank and he stops the nurse to ask for Asian porn

[mcconaughey]

I get a little misty-eyed when I hear it. There's another one that's sadder than that. If I find it, I'll send that, too. I'm not in love with you either, but after reading that update, I'm very much in awe of you despite the fact that you just sent me that song. I'm screeching. I'm going to have to watch this. Do you own every Seann William Scott movie ever made?

[kreukkristin]

In awe of me? You're insane. And I do, of course. I own them all, too!

[mcconaughey]

I am not insane, thank you kindly. I had a head check-up last month and Doc told me that everything was in working condition. I need someone to be obsessed over. Not Seann William Scott. I'll have to think on it.

[kreukkristin]

I must be insane because I just re-read what I typed and haha I used to have this framed picture of him at my makeup station and one day it disappeared and my soul has been bereft from then on out. You need someone that not everyone knows is famous so you can get away with keeping a picture of her in your wallet and telling people you date her. Well I mean or him, too.