Comments | mcconaughey: I think I am probably the only one that would write a post like this.

mcconaughey

I think I am probably the only one that would write a post like this.

May 08, 2006 10:05

"Matt," she begins. I hate it when people call me Matt. My name is Matthew. I hate her. Her fingernails are talons, long and pink and I think I see the glint of rhinestones. Her eyebrows are crayoned on too dark to be natural, fat and crooked like caterpillars. I think her hair is fake-- at least part of it. It looks too full in the back, and the ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Back to all threads

wilsonluke May 8 2006, 17:26:56 UTC

So I will probably come back to this later and leave a better comment, but I had to pop in and say that Vanna White sort of always got me going. From the Wheel of Fortune. Mom would watch that whenever it was on, and, well, it was sort of hard not to think about her when I was a kid you know? Anyways. This song makes me think of sex, even though it doesn't sound exactly like a normal sex type song. But it's from a movie which is basically just soft core porn, and I think that if you look past the lyrics and just listen to the music, it's really... I dunno. It works. PS, you really are insane, this shouldn't be news.

mcconaughey May 8 2006, 19:16:49 UTC

You are always my best comment after Zach anyway, no matter what you do or don't say. I figured this would be your favorite post out of any that I've ever written because it pertains information about my netherparts. Vanna White, though? Really? I just remember she wore really ugly dresses and stuck around even after the board became tv screens and there wasn't any use for her anymore. What movie? You should watch Lie With Me with Eric Balfour and Lauren Lee Smith, that's the most amazing soft core I have ever seen. I really like this song, though. Hahaha, it's just funny because Tom said it and consider the source! I hope he doesn't read that and get mad, I love Tom Welling.

wilsonluke May 8 2006, 19:56:53 UTC

Hahaha what, my comments are always awful. This one is my second favorite, only after the gay cowboys one, but that's because that one was dedicated to me. Yes, really. Sometimes she wore those awful dresses, yeah, but sometimes she had these sparkly gowns on which showed her cleavage, and my mom never approved, but sometimes she would turn just a certain way to reveal a letter and I sort of just thought she was perfect, you know? This was of course when big hair was cool and stuff, but whatever. The movie that song is from is 9 Songs, and it's basically just lots of sex scenes broken up by live music. Someone told me about Lie With Me before, I'll have to look into it. I am going to send you another here in a second, but I keep listening to what I have and I keep thinking, what the hell, Luke, normal people would not think of sex because of this. So. Haha this has nothing to do with this comment, but I just like almost fainted in the middle of this comment, I think I need to lay down.

mcconaughey May 9 2006, 07:32:43 UTC

No, they are gorgeous and the best ones that I ever get. Haha, I barely remembered that post until you mentioned it. I don't think I've done a real post in, oh, ages, but when you come back, I am going to write something glorious in your honor. PS, it's tomorrow, isn't it? :/ I've never heard of that movie, but after I comment you I am going to see if I can netflix it. I am all about sex in films. I want to do a movie where I do nothing but stand around naked and stick my dick in things. Lara from the L Word is in it, which was why I got it. It's NR and it's a good thing because it probably would have been banned in this country. What other song! You realize we are now practically related considering we have children with the same woman, I am thrilled beyond belief.

wilsonluke May 9 2006, 07:43:08 UTC

So I am waiting for things to upload, but I will reply to this comment now and soon I will have lots of music for you. But, hahaha shuttup, you just like my comments because usually somewhere along the line I make some sort of sexual remark or hit on you or something. Everything you write is a "real post" you know, because even posts like this are better than most of the stuff on my friends page It's actually not tomorrow anymore! Cause, well, I sort of sprained my ankle, and so I've basically had to postpone everything by about a week. So you should write a glorious post in honor of me leaving in a week, and one when I get back. If you can't netflix it for some reason, you can download it, if you're still a part of iheartcinema that is. It's only a couple days old. I obviously can't make it to the video store very easily right now, but I do plan on looking into Lie With Me. Again, I am sending you shit right now, it's all just uploaded. Hahah I'm still not sure if I'm happy or not about you claiming Moses. Kidding, we will ( ... )

wilsonluke May 9 2006, 08:06:13 UTC

Okay so I actually sort of have a lot of music for you. :/ I have one individual song, and then I uh, have three zip files for you because I've made three mixes in the past three months or so, and I still have the folders and everything. But. First, there's this. It's... I don't think of sex when I hear it. Instead, and again, I am only doing this because I know that you can actually handle this type of stuff, but it's the song I listen to right after break ups, and it's the song I'll jerk off to after break-ups. When I'm still fucking pissed, and maybe a little bit hurt. It just... hell. Listen to it. There's this line, "now she's gone and love burns inside me" and I dunno, it's what I listen to.

And, okay. Mix I. Mix II. And finally. I thought about going in to detail about why I made each one, but basically, the first two mixes, I made for someone on Valentines Day this year, and they are basically all just songs that (I think) sound like pure sex. A lot of them are very raw, and just, sex. Pure fucking sex, just ( ... )

Back to all threads