I think I am probably the only one that would write a post like this.

[mcconaughey]

"Matt," she begins. I hate it when people call me Matt. My name is Matthew. I hate her. Her fingernails are talons, long and pink and I think I see the glint of rhinestones. Her eyebrows are crayoned on too dark to be natural, fat and crooked like caterpillars. I think her hair is fake-- at least part of it. It looks too full in the back, and the

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[amelia__warner]

I really wanted to have an insightful, intelligent response to this but I think I am absolutely hard up for one, no pun intended. Still no sign?

[mcconaughey]

Hahaha, you totally did that on purpose, I don't care what you say. Anyway, my posts are not insightful or intelligent enough to warrant that sort of response, I am not offended! Anyway, I got a text from him this morning and I feel much better knowing that he is alive.

[amelia__warner]

I would send you a song, but I'm not at my computer. I'd tell you who I want to shag, but that should be obvious; ask Eva about my love for Denzel Washington and also my boyfriend. And! Er, I cannot discuss self-loving as everything English in me would be horribly embarrassed, much as Cleese in a Fish Called Wanda. See! Why does no one listen to me when I say the world isn't ending?

[mcconaughey]

You can send me one later, please. Denzel Washington? Really? I haven't really thought he was that attractive save for Much Ado About Nothing. And that's probably because he was sort of flirting with Emma Thompson and it seemed like one of those couples that's just too attractive. Self-loving is natural and everyone should talk about it. I have been caught too many times in the midst of it to be shy about that sort of thing. Hahaha, shh, if Jonathan disappeared on you without a word for four days, you'd be upset, too!

[amelia__warner]

I will! Have you ever heard of Temposhark? I'm all sorts of into them lately. I love Denzel, it's sort of sick. I will watch anything with him in it ever. Daniel Craig too. It is natural, I agree. I still cannot talk about it. You're absolutely right and all of you would be so tired of my constant ashjkfh that you'd block me. Still! Someone's got to be the voice of reason.

[mcconaughey]

Hrm, heard of, yes, but I'm not so sure I've actually heard them. All I've been listening to for the last week is Jordan Knight, so that about sums up my taste in music. I require assistance. Like I said, I'm on a no Denzel diet, but mmm, what I wouldn't do for Terence Howard. Or Djimon Hounsou. Well, if that situation or something similar ever arises for you, you can adfjkhd me all you like. Thank you for making me feel at least a little better. I was very concerned he was dead on a highway somewhere.

[amelia__warner]

http://s60.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1MHLE6X0FWD3E10GCWMPPFKRT1 I love that song. Mmm, Terrence. He's gorgeous too. Jamie Foxx is sort of lovely too. I think you and I have had this conversation before! Well, cheers. Hopefully I can suppress it all. I understand, but see, nothing to panic about!

[mcconaughey]

Downloads. I will listen to it right after I listen to this Pink someone sent me. You know, she has a sort-of-okay voice, but I still don't think I like her very much. I am, however, excited that Imogen Heap is in on this song that you sent. I enjoy Imogen. I am still sort of mad Terence didn't win the Oscar, but I guess he did have better competition. Hahaha, these are the only men that I would date if it weren't for Zach, okay. I still want at least one of them to get a journal and sexually harass me. Well, something did happen, it just wasn't as bad as we thought.