The Resurrection of a Legend
Well, you heard it here first. The incomprable CJ MoFunk (Caligula Jones the Mother Funker) was seen in Smithsburg High School today. He sported on a full light gold suit (pants, vest and jacket), had his hair done and of course looked P.I.M.P. with his pink star sunglasses. Though the usual call of "Stay Fonkay!" was not spoken by his lips, many other memorable catch phrases were uttered such as: "I feel like the Colonel...Kentucky Fried Chicken!" and "Kiss the Ring"
He was also heard rapping a song which was supposedly created by himself
"By the age of one, I had just begun my journey to the T.O.P.
I knew then that, like a frisky little cat that y'all should've heard of me.
But oh it wasn't so, I knew I had to grow and learn the tools of the trade
Learning how to rap and stickin 'em in my cap is how about I was made.
So here I am, CJ MoFunk rappin' man, gonna save the world
I be preachin', rappin', teachin', nappin' to save ya from the bunta girls!"
Oh CJ MoFunk, we shall always remember you....
"Somebody shoot me while I'm happy!"-Fats Waller from Kurt Vonnegut's Timequake
He was also heard rapping a song which was supposedly created by himself
"By the age of one, I had just begun my journey to the T.O.P.
I knew then that, like a frisky little cat that y'all should've heard of me.
But oh it wasn't so, I knew I had to grow and learn the tools of the trade
Learning how to rap and stickin 'em in my cap is how about I was made.
So here I am, CJ MoFunk rappin' man, gonna save the world
I be preachin', rappin', teachin', nappin' to save ya from the bunta girls!"
Oh CJ MoFunk, we shall always remember you....
"Somebody shoot me while I'm happy!"-Fats Waller from Kurt Vonnegut's Timequake