My Body Depreciates Faster Than Your Hummer

[mcab02]

This seems like a bit of old news at this point-two days, geesh-but there's data suggesting we've been spending our rebate checks on porn. It seems to make sense, $600 really isn't enough to get out of the house on any sort of quality vacation. It isn't going to pay your bills either, so your concern-troll of a spouse is still off-limits, with

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[firemaplesong]

I'm still waiting for my check. Cursed be the digits ending 8 or 9.
And not opting for direct deposit.

Although....I just did get DSL without the phone here in Michigan.
To stay connected. Late at night. While watching porn.

[mcab02]

oh neat! Michigan has taken the recession pretty hard, so I'm sure the stimulus from this pornsplosion will bring some much needed relief.

hehe... my SS# was in the first category. :-P

Although, you still get to spend your money. All I'm left with is buyer's remorse and a sore penis.

[sndchasr]

is there any porn worth $600? Is it 3D or something?

Oh what is your porn name? I will keep an eye out for your work! hah

[mcab02]

In Soviet Russia, porn buys you.