bu-REPPUKEN or, How I told San Antonio to go F*ck itself
So today was supposed to be the day I get my Speeding ticket paid off, and before I even go to bed I've been getting hassled by the Bus Website and it's lack of a navigateable page. Afterward, I gotta get up and get to the bus station, so I hurry out the door without breakfast or one half of my morning ritual, and when I get to the right bus, they make me pay an ADDITIONAL charge for transfering thanks to the VERY SAME Bus Station's refusal to get the month right and send me my bus pass. So, by then I haven't gotten a reason as to why I need to pay, so I shell out another dollar to get on the bus after a quick REPPUKEN! *thwak*
So I finally get to the court house, and wouldn't you know it? I've gotta walk through a gods damned metal detector, and me with a thousand bloody things to load in, and out of my pockets thanks in no small part to Kender - no - Jutsu, but meh, a mindless complication unto the greater problem. Following said event, I slowly make my way to the cashier, which is a line as long as any good ride line, and they tell me this.
CLERK: "Can I help you?"
Mc_ZABUZA: "Yes I'm here to pay a ticket"
CLERK: "Oh, you need to go before a judge and get the proper forms."
Mc_ZABUZA: *eyetwitch* "Thank you, thank you very much I'll get right on that, and miss?"
CLERK: "Yes?"
Mc_ZABUZA: "REPPUKEN!" *thwak*
Getting to where I needed to go was more hassel than getting to the building in the first place, because then I was sent to the court room and told to go up to the first desk. So I get to the first desk, and they tell me to go to the SECOND desk. After a quick REPPUKEN *thwak* I made my way to the second desk, which led me to absoloutly nothing but being told that the judge would see me about my Proof of Insurance. Ten Minutes after I'm told I'll be seen, I discover that the Judge has gone to lunch, and won't be back for two hours.
Keep in mind, I'm tired, hungry, haven't been properly caffinated yet, and I'm three Reppukens into the day when most days I am lucky with just one, so after taking a smoke break outside and a quick DOUBLE REPPUKEN *thwak thwak*, I get to see the judge. Who, by the way, sends me to ANOTHER building! So, another quick DOUBLE REPPUKEN! "thwak thwak*, I go and get all of my stuff together, and finally, finally, FUCKING FINALLY, I am payed off!
So I step out into the middle of the court house, lift my hands up quite high, and send myself off with the glorious sounds of a RAGING, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM! *woosh*
And that, how they say, is that...................I stained my handsh, whish their brudd.
So I finally get to the court house, and wouldn't you know it? I've gotta walk through a gods damned metal detector, and me with a thousand bloody things to load in, and out of my pockets thanks in no small part to Kender - no - Jutsu, but meh, a mindless complication unto the greater problem. Following said event, I slowly make my way to the cashier, which is a line as long as any good ride line, and they tell me this.
CLERK: "Can I help you?"
Mc_ZABUZA: "Yes I'm here to pay a ticket"
CLERK: "Oh, you need to go before a judge and get the proper forms."
Mc_ZABUZA: *eyetwitch* "Thank you, thank you very much I'll get right on that, and miss?"
CLERK: "Yes?"
Mc_ZABUZA: "REPPUKEN!" *thwak*
Getting to where I needed to go was more hassel than getting to the building in the first place, because then I was sent to the court room and told to go up to the first desk. So I get to the first desk, and they tell me to go to the SECOND desk. After a quick REPPUKEN *thwak* I made my way to the second desk, which led me to absoloutly nothing but being told that the judge would see me about my Proof of Insurance. Ten Minutes after I'm told I'll be seen, I discover that the Judge has gone to lunch, and won't be back for two hours.
Keep in mind, I'm tired, hungry, haven't been properly caffinated yet, and I'm three Reppukens into the day when most days I am lucky with just one, so after taking a smoke break outside and a quick DOUBLE REPPUKEN *thwak thwak*, I get to see the judge. Who, by the way, sends me to ANOTHER building! So, another quick DOUBLE REPPUKEN! "thwak thwak*, I go and get all of my stuff together, and finally, finally, FUCKING FINALLY, I am payed off!
So I step out into the middle of the court house, lift my hands up quite high, and send myself off with the glorious sounds of a RAGING, STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORM! *woosh*
And that, how they say, is that...................I stained my handsh, whish their brudd.