why i love the pop collar... again

Dec 17, 2005 01:43

I am too lazy to write something new... sucks for you who read this and disagree with it. Oh wait You are the person this is about. Lame. Sorry

Okay everyone, today we will discuss my least favorite fashion statement.

I will not force this idea on anyone else. Hell i doubt anyone reads this, But i like to feel that my ideas are seen if not read.

I completely hate when people pop their collars. I dont get it! honestly, i think i can understand almost every other fashion idea. Popped collars i think are suppose to make you look "hard" (umm, for those of you who dont know what that means, i believe it has to do something with looking tough, but that term could just as well be as useless as the popped collar? i dont know)

To be, this so called "hard", you have to hide your neck. Thus the popped collar.

Why hide your neck if you are hard?

That question is easier then you may think. This comes about from another def. of hard. To be Hard you must get with alot of bitchs.i say bitchs because thats the terms of the hard man.

Example: I would say, "Hey i met a nice girl last night. This girl and I made a very nice connection and after our nice conversation about love, politics, and cute doggies."

A hard male would say "i fucked 8 bitches last night and i cant wait to fuck 8 more tomorrow, Damn i love those bitches"

BEcause that hard males get so much ass from these bitches, they have alot of hickeys? so to cover these love marks up, they must pop their collars. Pink is the color of choice because it is so close to the color of a true hickey.

I hoped that this was helpful and that you all learned that popped collars are for hickey covering only. Any other excuse is uncivilized.

though would fit on the green drunken face so it says tho

(though=tho... sucks. oh well, deal with it)
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