my nick names

Sep 29, 2005 00:21

I am bored, so i think i will just make a list of all the nicknames i have had over the years. Dont question them. Just read and enjoy:

I think i will start with my first and work my way down to where i stand now!

1)Ishy cupuddles
2)Pud
3)Spud
4)Brian
5)McCormick
6)Bri
7)B-ryan
8)Mc
9)Mccorm
10)Micky mack
11)mack
12)Big mack
13)mickormack
14)Turtle Sloth
15)Turtle
16)Assman
17)Trojan man
18)Snoop
19)mc ormick
20)micky K
21)Cormie
22)Cormatron
23)Cormzilla
24)Cormbot
25)Cormbot vs II
26)Clock Radio
*)mudboy

I think i have a story for almost all of these, lets go through with that... i am so bored(i have alot of friends to talk to this late, assholes)

1)Ishy cupuddles- this one came around when i was very young. I know there is a short story where that came from but i honestly dont know where. Great story, i know... what a wierd childhood i had

2)Pud- shorter version of number one. i have been called that for years and years by my family. once again, what a wierd childhood. My sister still calls me this once and awhile. Yeah, i am not 21 at my house. i think i am still like 4.

3)Spud- Ok this is the one my sister uses all the time. i dont have another name to her. i dont mind that. some of the other names on that list bother me more.

4)Brian- i know thats my real name, but no one calls me that anymore. so i think that is more of a nick name then anything else i know.

5)McCormick- Once again its my last name, not really a last name, but so many people call me this that it mind as well be on there. Wow, only 21 more to go.

6)Bri- that was probably one of the first ones, i mean look at how orginal it is. must be grade school

7)B-ryan- this one was also given to me by my sister. When we moved to Washington state she came to notice that i was friends with so many Ryans, Bryans, or Bradys... i dont know, i find us B R people have alot in common

8)Mc- I think this probably came around the late middle school early high school years. People started getting creative, Thanks friends

9)McCorm- kindof lame

10)Micky Mac- Chris Mccaforty or something came up with that or well thats all he called me. what a long lost kid... no one else caught on

11)mack- this was a bit more suggestful. I think doug murphy called me this more then anyone else. but that evolved into to something much bigger

12)Big mack- this was probably what i was mostly called throughout high school. everyone freaking called me that. people still do. i love how i will never get brian back.

13)mickormack- a lame attempt by some asshole who cant come up with shit on there own.

14)Turtle-Sloth- 9th grade ski trip to NY. I was with my brother and his friends, they were trying to come up with what animal we all looked like. I got stuck with a freaking turtle sloth. GREAT. NEver stuck for to long, well except with his friends, i still have that name

15)Turtle- thats what my friends got out of my brother and his friends. I used to entertain my friends and egg them on by doing "the turtle" this would involve my green shirt. I would put the collar up, dip my head into the shirt and then slowly emerge as if a turtle came out of his shell. Cute huh?

16)Assman- okay two stories, I got the name from my friend Kevin Krauss. I jumped over a bush, i jammed my finger into the ground. It was fat and it wouldnt move. People the next day asked me how i got it. kevin said i jammed my finger into my ass. I had that name for awhile. During class my friends drew it on 10 lockers with an arrow pointed towards mine. On my graduation day. like 40 people yelled that at me as i got my diploma. God i love my friends... thanks jay, haha

17)Trojan man- Jay found a used condom in my notebook. The name stuck for like 3 weeks. i was sexually active at a young age. or i hate my friends

18)Snoop- I got this name because i am tall and lanky and love to freestyle. Dedicated to Lobb

19)Mc_ormick- This is because Rich and I were over at Kevins stuck in the kitchen while he was getting with a girl. Me and him got bored and started discussing how much road island sucks and how useless it was. after that discussion kevin and the girl that he was getting with, came back into the room. Rich and I were so dilerious, that we were making fun of eachothers name. Mc Ormick came out of it along with Ormick ORmick

20)MickyK- Richs girlfriends best friend and my friend Kristi wanted a nick name for me that she could call her own. She came up with mickyK. Not bad, she still uses it

20-26)Cormie and any variation up to clock radio- this is what happens when my friends at school get bored during lunch. They make up names for me. It started with Cormie (thanks Mike) and then came the variations. I think honestly i have about 400 of them, i got a new one every day during the summer from rick and joe. It got up to Cormbotvs 2 because... well i dont know, i think they get bored and they find its easier to discuss the possiblity of me being a humaniod. I mean hell, they have a lab testing it.

*)mudboy..... i remembered that name tonight, i had a great discussion with my friend about. i think i laughed for about 20 min. Ryan Abraham, probably my best friend ever, was tubberware man and i was mudboy. we ruled the recess with an iron fist. We had a great group of friends.

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well if you got to the bottom, i am really sorry that you have nothing to do with your life. and that my list of nick names is more important then anything you ever have to do in your life.

If you get to the bottom of this, i would really suggest you loook in the mirror and wonder why you attend a college, a high school, and life. If you need help figuring out why you suck so much, talk to me i will be more then happy to slap you in the face.

I feel sorry for you all.
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