WTF happened to my sun?!?!
So it's tyler, or taylor's birthday so there's this big thing at HUSH tonight and Wes is going to do this three hour set. I may go. We'll see. Mom's riding my ass like she does when I don't go to church. "You're not working! Clean this place up!" Well wtf was I doing this weekend. If I was partying I wouldn't have been sitting at the door of the Jungle Room I would have been dancing my little tushy off to Big Leauge Chu Thank christ I get the last half hour off.
Saturday is PLAYTIME! Yay!!! Chris and I were dorks again today on msn:
one out of zero says: I wanna go for a swim before work today
Steffi P. says: lucky. i had planned on more beach action today. but i think not.
Steffi P. says: mmmm pool downstairs
one out of zero says: sweet
one out of zero says: this is your new pad?
Steffi P. says: mmm hmm
one out of zero says: sounds nice
one out of zero says: gym too?
Steffi P. says: it's decent. yup, and a neato little courtyard thingy.
one out of zero says: spoiled brat
Steffi P. says: nothing less
one out of zero says: lol
Steffi P. says: i need food
one out of zero says: but it was chickecn
Steffi P. says: oh.my.god. LAME
one out of zero says: what?
Steffi P. says: okay maybe i'm interpreting your "but it was chicken" thing wrong
one out of zero says: I wa just gonna send you some chicken..ok? YOU said you were hungry, and I was gonna feed you. god....
one out of zero says: lol
Steffi P. says: i'm so confused
one out of zero says: (read above with napoleon dynamite voice)
Steffi P. says: i haven't seen that movie
one out of zero says: what why?
Steffi P. says: it's a long story involing, dan, oj, michelle, rod garreth and a trip to nanaimo
Anyways, I'm gonna clean then go for a swim. Later.
1. Had sex? Yes
2. Had oral sex? Yes
3. Had anal sex? Yes
4. Used more than 3 positions in one session? yes
5. Devoted a whole day to sex? yes
6. Had noise complaints from neighbors during a sex session? uh, kinda
7. Received open praise for sexual technique? Sometimes
9. Fallen or lost balance during sex? yes
10. Brought partner to climax using only hands? yes
11. Brought partner to climax using only mouth? yes
12. Had sex while totally dressed? in a way
13. Had sex while standing up? Yes
14. Erotically licked feet or sucked toes? i haven't done it but i've had it done
15. Had sex during yours or her "monthly visit"? yes
16. Used whipped cream/soft chocolate erotically? umm, what about chocolate ice cream?
17. Used ice erotically? yes
18. Used hot melted wax erotically? no
19. Shaved your pubic hair? yes
20. Used a sex toy? yes
22. Used an inanimate object (bottle, candle, hairbrush, etc.)? no
24. Obtained money or a favor for sex? no
25. Paid or granted a favor for sex? well a favour.....in a way. I wanted sex NOW, but he didn't so we made a deal, so we had sex but I had to not skip class all week.
26. Given sex in sympathy? no
27. Had sex with a virgin? yes.
28. Ever cheated? honestly? Yes
29. Had sex with someone 10 years older/younger than you? yup older much much older. once.
31. Had sex with a teacher? well, he's a teacher not my teacher....
32. Had sex with a boss? No
33. Had sex with a relative? ew
36. Had homosexual sex? yes
39. Had sex with someone the same day that you met them? Yes
40. Had sex with someone whose name you didn't know? yes
41. Had sex with someone you never spoke to/spoke different languages? no
42. Had more than 10 sexual partners? at one time? NO, overall hell yes.
44. Had two separate sexual partners within 24 hours? fourty eight?
45. Had a menage-a-tois? ?? kinda
46. Had group sex (more than 3)? No
47. Participated in a swap/swinging club? No
48. Had two regular partners at the same time? No
49. Had sex in a public place? Yes
50. If so, where? bar, park, living room with people in it,
51. Had sex outdoors in broad daylight? kinda
52. Had sex on the roof of a building? no
53. Had sex in a stationary car? Yes
54. Had sex in a moving car? i've had an orgasmn in the back of a taxi, but i didn't have sex
55. Are you a member of the mile high club? No
56. Had sex outdoors at night? Yes
57. Had two sexual partners at the same time unaware of each other? kinda
59. Had sex in the host's bedroom while a day guest (party/social visit)? Yes
60. Had sex in the host's bedroom while an overnight guest? Yes
61. Had sex in a public room while an overnight guest? yes
62. Had sex at your office or other work area? Not yet
63. Met partner during work hours to have sex? No
64. Had sex in a public restroom? Yes
65. Had sex on public transportation (bus, train, taxi, etc.)? see above.
66. Had sex in a dark theatre? no
67. Had sex in the water (ocean, lake, pool, hot tub)? hot tub, shower,
68. Had sex in an elevator? Not enough time
69. Had sex in a cemetery? no
70. Had sex in a store dressing room? No
71. Used alcohol to lower resistance to sexual advances? No
72. Allowed yourself to be felt up by a stranger? Yes
73. Looked at a nude magazine? Yes
74. Looked at an explicit magazine (actual sex acts)? Yeah
75. Seen a live stripper? Dude I worked at porky's...yes
76. Seen a live sex show? no
77. Watched someone having sex without their knowledge? you know I don't know
78. Showered with a partner? yes
79. Flashed someone (breasts, genitals, mooned)? well duh.
80. Streaked with a group of six or more? no...what a good idea. teehee
81. Stripped for someone? i've stripped for someones at a party once...it's lovely what three girls and a bottle of sambuca can do.
82. Stripped for a group of 3 or more? see above
83. Participated at a nude beach or nudist camp? No
84. Been the only nude person in a group of 3 or more? No
85. Played strip poker (or a similar game involving nudity)? yes
86. Showered while someone watched? not really.
87. Masturbated? meh, every now and then. I have a very good sex life.
88. Masturbated while someone watched? no
89. Masturbated for a group of three or more people? no
90. Masturbated covertly in public? no
91. Had sex while you knew someone was watching? yes
92. Been walked in on while having sex? yes
93. Walked in on someone having sex? Yes
94. Had phone sex? no
95. Watched a porno film with a sexual partner? yes
96. Been the photographer for a nude photo? no.
97. Been photographed nude? camera phones....
98. Been photographed having sex? no
99. Been videotaped having sex? no
100. Want to have sex with me? i'm a sexy bitch.