(no subject)
Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
Chuck Norris can make a grown man cry with interpretive dance.
Chuck Norris' sperm is so potent it produces a baby in 9 minutes instead of 9 months. He then eats the baby to avoid paying child support.
There is no such thing as wind. What you feel is the breeze generated from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
When Chuck Norris is smiling, he just killed your dad.
Chuck Norris can make a grown man cry with interpretive dance.
Chuck Norris' sperm is so potent it produces a baby in 9 minutes instead of 9 months. He then eats the baby to avoid paying child support.
There is no such thing as wind. What you feel is the breeze generated from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking someone in the face.
When Chuck Norris is smiling, he just killed your dad.