Ami: Hey Mazz.
Me/Mazzy: What was it you wanted to talk about again?
Ami: Well... MY NAME DOESN'T FIT ME, DAMMIT.
Go on?
Ami: *sips coffee* I want to be called Yumi. YUUUUUMI.
Hey, that is a pretty good name. Yumi... Yumi Lin Bliss. Do you like that?
Yumi (formerly called Ami): OH YEAH, I'M YUMI. *dances*
Yumi: *puts coffee down* Kthanxbye, d00d.
*sigh*