Did Yumi eat at Wendy's twice yesterday?

[mazzylovesdolls]

because
glenkitten was going to kill me.



Peyton: So I was like, "wutevs" and she was like, "COME ON, BRING IT!" so I was like, "O NO YOU DIDN'T!" ... *rambles on*
Yumi: So wanna know what I did, Peyton?  Wanna know?  I was like, doing this big guitar solo, and -



Peyton: STFU *bitchslap*
Yumi: O SNAP!



Peyton: Oh.  Okays.  Byes.  *hangs up phone*
Yumi: ...did I eat at Wendy's twice yesterday?...



Peyton: So.  I'm bored.
Yumi: Me twos.
Peyton: What should we do?



Yumi: Hmm...

*30 minutes and a wardrobe change later...*



Peyton: Is your skirt even a centimeter long?
Yumi: THAT'S NOT THE POINT.  Now here's the bouncer person.



Barbie: hi, welcum 2 naked naked!



Peyton: Naked Naked...?



Peyton: Yumi!  You said it was just a club!
Yumi: Hey, the strip club is for a good cause: all the strippers are homeless!



Barbie: hey, u 2 can go in rite now, hottiez ;)



Peyton: *facepalm* I can't believe I'm saying this, but let's just go in...



Old Lady Stripper: Back in my day, strippers were frowned upon, but now they're just a part of the American dream!



Yumi: Okay, let's get the f*ck out of here!