Brief stuffs
MageWhoSaysNi (11:51:05 PM):there's a hentai called Rapeman
HarlequinsRequim (11:51:21 PM):Not surprised XD
MageWhoSaysNi (11:51:23 PM):XD
MageWhoSaysNi (11:51:34 PM):are you likewise not surprised that I'm downloading it?
HarlequinsRequim (11:51:42 PM):I would
MageWhoSaysNi (11:01:25 PM):tonight, i saw a hentai with two girls who grew dicks just above their vaginas, and they were fucking each other simultaneously...Japan is an interesting place
HarlequinsRequim (11:01:39 PM):Whoa
HarlequinsRequim (11:01:45 PM):How would you even do that?
HarlequinsRequim (11:01:52 PM):Wouldn't the penises get in the way?
MageWhoSaysNi (11:02:45 PM):nope, they just turned their hips sideways, so each penis was lined with each vagina like some really easy genital puzzle
HarlequinsRequim (11:02:56 PM):Huh
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:10 PM):Hold on. Lemme crap two pens, two donuts and some tape
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:15 PM):I wanna try this
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:23 PM):grab***
MageWhoSaysNi (11:03:24 PM):and this is why you are awesome
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:25 PM):Not crap
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:28 PM):Though that was cool
MageWhoSaysNi (11:03:31 PM):XD
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:43 PM):I am cool
HarlequinsRequim (11:08:29 PM):Huh
HarlequinsRequim (11:08:33 PM):It does work
MageWhoSaysNi (11:08:37 PM):yep
HarlequinsRequim (11:08:41 PM):I mean, I don't have to contend with legs right now, but
MageWhoSaysNi (11:08:57 PM):it was a position similar to scissoring
HarlequinsRequim (11:09:37 PM):I keep picturing a really complicated reverse cowboy
MageWhoSaysNi (11:10:01 PM):i can't see how scissoring could possibly be worth the effort one would have to expend just to rub clits
MageWhoSaysNi (11:10:10 PM):but if two dicks were involved, it becomes another story
HarlequinsRequim (11:10:17 PM):Correct
HarlequinsRequim (11:11:23 PM):Throw a rubber ducky in there and you've got yourself a party
HarlequinsRequim (11:11:37 PM):A strange, bathtubless party
MageWhoSaysNi (11:11:51 PM):yep
MageWhoSaysNi (11:12:23 PM):hentai opens up strange new worlds
HarlequinsRequim (11:12:34 PM):And this what Aladdin was actually singing about
MageWhoSaysNi (11:12:41 PM):of course
HarlequinsRequim (11:12:48 PM):Jasmine never knew what hit her
HarlequinsRequim (11:13:03 PM):Hint: Genie's penis
Also:
MageWhoSaysNi (2:38:17 PM): http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/10.html i find the funniest part of this one is that apparently back then "retardant" and "retarded" meant the same thing
MageWhoSaysNi (2:38:32 PM): fire-retarded materials
HarlequinsRequim (2:38:59 PM): And for six ninty-eight!
HarlequinsRequim (2:39:10 PM): Think of all the money the fire department could've saved!
MageWhoSaysNi (2:39:35 PM): XD
MageWhoSaysNi (2:40:08 PM): i think back then, fire-retardant (or retarded, if you will), simply guarantees that it will not spontaneously combust
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:28 PM): What if it is retarded, Matt? Maybe it's not that it can't burn
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:32 PM): It just doesn't know how
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:38 PM): Like all the other super hereo costumes
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:46 PM): You shouldn't make fun of it
MageWhoSaysNi (2:41:10 PM): or maybe it suffered brain damage due to a fire
HarlequinsRequim (2:41:57 PM): Which is why the Superman costume gets a mask
HarlequinsRequim (2:43:08 PM): Like how Jews got yellow stars on their papers
I heart us
HarlequinsRequim (11:51:21 PM):Not surprised XD
MageWhoSaysNi (11:51:23 PM):XD
MageWhoSaysNi (11:51:34 PM):are you likewise not surprised that I'm downloading it?
HarlequinsRequim (11:51:42 PM):I would
MageWhoSaysNi (11:01:25 PM):tonight, i saw a hentai with two girls who grew dicks just above their vaginas, and they were fucking each other simultaneously...Japan is an interesting place
HarlequinsRequim (11:01:39 PM):Whoa
HarlequinsRequim (11:01:45 PM):How would you even do that?
HarlequinsRequim (11:01:52 PM):Wouldn't the penises get in the way?
MageWhoSaysNi (11:02:45 PM):nope, they just turned their hips sideways, so each penis was lined with each vagina like some really easy genital puzzle
HarlequinsRequim (11:02:56 PM):Huh
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:10 PM):Hold on. Lemme crap two pens, two donuts and some tape
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:15 PM):I wanna try this
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:23 PM):grab***
MageWhoSaysNi (11:03:24 PM):and this is why you are awesome
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:25 PM):Not crap
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:28 PM):Though that was cool
MageWhoSaysNi (11:03:31 PM):XD
HarlequinsRequim (11:03:43 PM):I am cool
HarlequinsRequim (11:08:29 PM):Huh
HarlequinsRequim (11:08:33 PM):It does work
MageWhoSaysNi (11:08:37 PM):yep
HarlequinsRequim (11:08:41 PM):I mean, I don't have to contend with legs right now, but
MageWhoSaysNi (11:08:57 PM):it was a position similar to scissoring
HarlequinsRequim (11:09:37 PM):I keep picturing a really complicated reverse cowboy
MageWhoSaysNi (11:10:01 PM):i can't see how scissoring could possibly be worth the effort one would have to expend just to rub clits
MageWhoSaysNi (11:10:10 PM):but if two dicks were involved, it becomes another story
HarlequinsRequim (11:10:17 PM):Correct
HarlequinsRequim (11:11:23 PM):Throw a rubber ducky in there and you've got yourself a party
HarlequinsRequim (11:11:37 PM):A strange, bathtubless party
MageWhoSaysNi (11:11:51 PM):yep
MageWhoSaysNi (11:12:23 PM):hentai opens up strange new worlds
HarlequinsRequim (11:12:34 PM):And this what Aladdin was actually singing about
MageWhoSaysNi (11:12:41 PM):of course
HarlequinsRequim (11:12:48 PM):Jasmine never knew what hit her
HarlequinsRequim (11:13:03 PM):Hint: Genie's penis
Also:
MageWhoSaysNi (2:38:17 PM): http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/10.html i find the funniest part of this one is that apparently back then "retardant" and "retarded" meant the same thing
MageWhoSaysNi (2:38:32 PM): fire-retarded materials
HarlequinsRequim (2:38:59 PM): And for six ninty-eight!
HarlequinsRequim (2:39:10 PM): Think of all the money the fire department could've saved!
MageWhoSaysNi (2:39:35 PM): XD
MageWhoSaysNi (2:40:08 PM): i think back then, fire-retardant (or retarded, if you will), simply guarantees that it will not spontaneously combust
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:28 PM): What if it is retarded, Matt? Maybe it's not that it can't burn
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:32 PM): It just doesn't know how
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:38 PM): Like all the other super hereo costumes
HarlequinsRequim (2:40:46 PM): You shouldn't make fun of it
MageWhoSaysNi (2:41:10 PM): or maybe it suffered brain damage due to a fire
HarlequinsRequim (2:41:57 PM): Which is why the Superman costume gets a mask
HarlequinsRequim (2:43:08 PM): Like how Jews got yellow stars on their papers
I heart us