Jennifer Aniston Hates Me

[mazirian]

Hot off the neurons: I had a series of really bizarre dreams last night, the only one of which I can recall with clarity involved Jennifer Aniston telling my wife's parents that I was a "jackass" and not good enough for their daughter.

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[symmetrian]

I had a dream the other day that I was asleep at work and some blonde girl was yelling at me, berating me for ignoring her when she came in to pay a bill or... something. That was the whole stupid dream.

[mazirian]

Morpheus robbed you, man.

I was reading Lovecraft all weekend and it caused me to have a whopper of a dream last night. I'm not sure if I should even post it, it was so fucked up. I'll tell you tonight.