[Winnipeg Jets, desperate for points]
So one of my resolutions for 2014 is to, you know, post and comment and just be more "in" fandom--I've missed it, okay, and my life's been sadder for the lack, etc. So! Posting! I still need to post about Yuletide/Hockey Holiday Exchange, and I also want to discuss the fic I want to exist (and may or may not write myself) and maybe even TV/movies/books I have loved lately, but then tangleofthorns and I spent way too many hours today discussing a new imaginary movie featuring the city of Boston. Therefore, I give you:
Love is a Wicked Pissah
A "romantic" "comedy" set in Boston.
STARRING Chris Evans as Boston football quarterback Bomb Tradey and Luciana Bozán Barroso as his supermodel wife, Mindy Kaling as a doctor who botches the supermodel's botox and Jennifer Garner as the high powered New York lawyer who takes the case and ends up falling in love with Mindy Kaling during the course of the lawsuit, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as gay hockey players (but one of them's married!), Amy Poehler as a woman who's stalking the quarterback (not because she has a thing for him but because she's an amazing football mind) and Mark Wahlberg as the bodyguard who falls in love with her, John Krasinski and Seth Meyers as partners running a Southie restaurant, Julianne Moore as teh classy museum director that John Krasinski has a crush on, Rachel Dratch as the Dunkin Donuts counter girl that Seth Meyers falls in love with who convinces him not to sell the restaurant out to yuppies, and Uzo Aduba as a city council member who thinks she's being racially profiled by cops (Clark Gregg and Misha Collins, only Clark Gregg is actually racist and Misha Collins is in love with her). Also Krasinski and Meyers end up catering the epic charity ball that closes the whole thing out, at Julianne Moore's museum.
AND LOUIS CK AS HIMSELF. RECORDING A ST. PATRICK'S DAY COMEDY ALBUM.
This entry also lives at Dreamwidth. Comment here, comment there, comment anywhere. I'm partial to Pony Express.
Love is a Wicked Pissah
A "romantic" "comedy" set in Boston.
STARRING Chris Evans as Boston football quarterback Bomb Tradey and Luciana Bozán Barroso as his supermodel wife, Mindy Kaling as a doctor who botches the supermodel's botox and Jennifer Garner as the high powered New York lawyer who takes the case and ends up falling in love with Mindy Kaling during the course of the lawsuit, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck as gay hockey players (but one of them's married!), Amy Poehler as a woman who's stalking the quarterback (not because she has a thing for him but because she's an amazing football mind) and Mark Wahlberg as the bodyguard who falls in love with her, John Krasinski and Seth Meyers as partners running a Southie restaurant, Julianne Moore as teh classy museum director that John Krasinski has a crush on, Rachel Dratch as the Dunkin Donuts counter girl that Seth Meyers falls in love with who convinces him not to sell the restaurant out to yuppies, and Uzo Aduba as a city council member who thinks she's being racially profiled by cops (Clark Gregg and Misha Collins, only Clark Gregg is actually racist and Misha Collins is in love with her). Also Krasinski and Meyers end up catering the epic charity ball that closes the whole thing out, at Julianne Moore's museum.
AND LOUIS CK AS HIMSELF. RECORDING A ST. PATRICK'S DAY COMEDY ALBUM.
This entry also lives at Dreamwidth. Comment here, comment there, comment anywhere. I'm partial to Pony Express.