[in which tom brady uggs jokes will never get old]
Watching this awesome (and short) excerpt of an interview with Brian Burke reminded me that, in doing that WIP meme the other day, I totally forgot to include my personal favorite. Working name andyaccidentallyuploadsapictureofiggytohisflickraccountandtheyareouted.doc. Or something. I don't use Word, so the file extension sure as hell isn't .doc.
Marchy flips him off. "And you should really learn not to take gay pictures of a fucking Canadian icon and post them on the internet, but I guess no one's perfect," he says.
"Fuck," Andy says. He puts the bottle down--carefully, like it's glass instead of non-biodegradable plastic that's destroying the planet one litre of water at a time--on the floor next to him.
"Too far?" Marchy asks. He glances around the room, looking everywhere but at Andy. "Too far," he says. A door opens and closes, footsteps and the thump of shedding coats and boots in the hallway. "Oh, hey, I think Segnasty's back from his Dunks bullshit, wanna go make fun of him?"
In other news, it has recently been revealed that Sidney Crosby and Tom Brady are friends. This means someone should totally write the story in which Tom and Gisele are always inviting Sid over for dinners with her Victoria's Secret Angel friends, and Sid is always not showing up or when he does he usually doesn't even try hook up with them the exceptions being the really aggressive Angel who basically threw Sid down and had her way with him between courses), and Tom's all, "You think maybe he's gay?" And Gisele is all "Don't be a dick, Tommy," and he's all, "No, because you have male model friends too, right, that'd be cool. Oh, hey, do you think he wants a pair of Uggs?" And in the end it turns out Sid's been in love with Geno this whole time, and somethingsomething shenanigans. IDK, okay?
Tonight I am going to only my second Bruins game of the season. I'm never going to complain about them winning the Cup last season, but man it is way harder to get tickets on the cheap these days. (Old person voice: "In my day, you could show up and buy cheap balcony seats less than an hour before the game. You could also watch Manny Fernandez in net.")
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Marchy flips him off. "And you should really learn not to take gay pictures of a fucking Canadian icon and post them on the internet, but I guess no one's perfect," he says.
"Fuck," Andy says. He puts the bottle down--carefully, like it's glass instead of non-biodegradable plastic that's destroying the planet one litre of water at a time--on the floor next to him.
"Too far?" Marchy asks. He glances around the room, looking everywhere but at Andy. "Too far," he says. A door opens and closes, footsteps and the thump of shedding coats and boots in the hallway. "Oh, hey, I think Segnasty's back from his Dunks bullshit, wanna go make fun of him?"
In other news, it has recently been revealed that Sidney Crosby and Tom Brady are friends. This means someone should totally write the story in which Tom and Gisele are always inviting Sid over for dinners with her Victoria's Secret Angel friends, and Sid is always not showing up or when he does he usually doesn't even try hook up with them the exceptions being the really aggressive Angel who basically threw Sid down and had her way with him between courses), and Tom's all, "You think maybe he's gay?" And Gisele is all "Don't be a dick, Tommy," and he's all, "No, because you have male model friends too, right, that'd be cool. Oh, hey, do you think he wants a pair of Uggs?" And in the end it turns out Sid's been in love with Geno this whole time, and somethingsomething shenanigans. IDK, okay?
Tonight I am going to only my second Bruins game of the season. I'm never going to complain about them winning the Cup last season, but man it is way harder to get tickets on the cheap these days. (Old person voice: "In my day, you could show up and buy cheap balcony seats less than an hour before the game. You could also watch Manny Fernandez in net.")
This entry also lives at Dreamwidth. Comment here, comment there, comment anywhere. I'm partial to Pony Express.