["once a biker slut, always a--"]

[mazily]

I like this meme. Almost as much as I like this delicious homemade greek yogurt gelato.*
Ask me my top five whatevers. fannish or literary or otherwise. any top fives. doesn't matter what, really! and I will answer them all in a new post (or in comments). possibly with pictures.
So, yes, you should ask me things: tomorrow figures to be one of those

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[mazily]

So there are probably a million crossovers that need to be made that I can’t think of because my brain is broken. Just to say.

1. Parks & Recreation meets the West Wing. Think about it. Now think about it some more.

2. Law & Order SVU meets Dexter. Dexter kills bad guys. Stabler shakes babies. The SVU gang apparently has jurisdiction everywhere, so it’s no big stretch to send them to Miami. You know where I’m going with this, right?

3. Friday Night Lights meets Whip It. But, you know, we’ve already discussed the hell out of this one.

4. Fine, fine, there would be interesting things with Generation Kill people like Brad Colbert and Sons of Anarchy. THERE. (Also, not to be at all shallow, but guh. Pretty things. Such pretty things.) (Military and bikers and yeah.)

5. The Interview with the Vampire verse meets Twilight. By which I mean the story in which Edward Cullen is totally horrified by rockstar Lestat and his "brothers" and "sisters" mock him mercilessly and call him a prude and he runs upstairs to play piano because no one understands him omg.

ALSO, the ages don't work, but god what a mope-off Angela Chase and Bella Swan would have.