[meme-times]

[mazily]

so today: started before dawn with a fire alarm and went downhill from there, the case from hell and my yankee-fan coworker winning the opportunity to buy (red sox) ALDS tickets when i didn't, and while i like playing with excel i hate printing from it.

1) make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (that way

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[tangleofthorns]

Tell me what happens when three, six, and nine are awakened by a midnight fire alarm. (Individually, or...together! )

Christian Soriano, Wendy Watson, & Anna Conroy.

[mazily]

"Tell me what happens when three, six, and nine are awakened by a midnight fire alarm. (Individually, or...together! )"

Christian comes downstairs with his arms full of fabric and books, dragging a clothing rack full of his latest (totally fierce, by the way, as if you had to ask) designs behind him. There's a fire alarm going off, okay, there might be an actual fire. He's not risking his collection to some tranny mess's scented candle addiction.

Wendy arrives with the Middleman, and they actually run into the building. Christian shrugs. The suits are... an interesting sartorial statement, very off-the-rack meets pseud-couture, and the guy looks like a real stick in the mud. She looks like an artist, though. Christian can always tell

[janet_carter]

Tell me about 1, 2, and 15 being stuck in traffic on the Pike for two hours. Also, what would happen if 12 and 13 had to pretend to be married?

Bob Bryar, Ray Kowalski, & Tyra Banks are stuck in traffic on the Pike for two hours.

[mazily]

"The Clash."

"Hot Water Music."

"The Cure."

"Empires."

"Who?"

"Buddies of mine-"

"-hey-"

"-they fucking count." Bob lights another cigarette. Takes a drag and says,"Empires."

"Sex Pistols," Ray says. "Now give me one your smokes. I'm all out."

Bob takes the cigarette from his mouth and passes it over to Ray. Pulls another one from the back and lights it. In the backseat, Tyra keeps coughing melodramatically. Bob rolls down his window. Says, "Saves the Day."

"Hey," Tyra says.

"Yo La Tengo."

"Yo stop smoking," Tyra says. Never mind that she lost back when she tried to claim the Spice Girls counted as an actual band. "Like I'm always telling the girls on the show, it's a disgusting-"

"Bzzt," Ray says, "Nope, nuh uh, no way no how. You wanna survive this tollbooth, I gotta smoke. And since I'm all out, that means Bob here has to have his, so you're stuck."

Bob shrugs. "Sorry," he says, "I'll try to smoke out the window."

Pete Wentz & Ianto Jones pretend to be married (hilarity ensues?).

[mazily]

The first twenty or so blog entries are cryptic enough that fandom mostly thinks Pete's gone off to Spain to run with the bulls. Typical Pete: vague and rambling, a couple of pictures of some mystery guy someone says she heard from someone who spoke to Brendon at a meet-n-greet is either a) the next Decaydance big thing or b) the long-lost missing member of FOB.

Finally, Pete comes out and says, "I'm married."

The fangirls go crazy. Some think it's Linday Lohan, some Britney Spears, some that girl from the new Disney thing all their younger sisters are into. They call each and every one of them a bitch, a whore, a fame-hungry slut.

Pete posts again. "hes my better .5."

The other fangirls go crazy. Some say it's Joe, some claim Ryan, but most think it's Patrick. "Finally," any number of BNFs write, "I thought they'd never admit it." There's tons of squee, a Pete/Patrick fic renaissance, tons of meta and picspams and youtube slideshow vids set to cheesy love songs.

Eventually, he calls People. "His name's Ianto. I-A-N-T-O. He's

Re: Pete Wentz & Ianto Jones pretend to be married (hilarity ensues?).

[janet_carter]

Ahaha, both of these are amazing! And absolutely what would happen if they happened. BOB BRYAR.

[jennyagain]

i want to know how seven and eight met for the first time.

Rickie Vasquez (My So-Called Life) & David Wright (NY Mets)

[mazily]

The bar's crowded, always is, all VIPs and people who think they matter, the women and men who want to fuck them. Rickie passes a cosmo to some woman wearing the wrong color lipstick. A beer to one of the jocks--baseball, Rickie thinks he heard someone say: the Mets?--huddled the furthest corner. So that's the first time Rickie sees him, but it's not when they meet

[jennyagain]

WOW.

DUDE.

I -

YES!

gorgeous and subtle and david's voice is just great, seen in snippets, and that last line, baby, sassy: YES.

;D

[leksa]

Can four and fourteen ever be truly happy? Also, why did eight and ten have to go on the lam?

Can Mick Jagger & Dana Scully ever be truly happy?

[mazily]

Alas, Mick Jagger and Dana Scully can never be truly happy (at least, not together). Mick's, well, if you ask Keith ("Don't ask him!" Mick would say, "He's a lying prat."), he'd tell you that Mick can't keep it in his pants and cares more about his bloody hats than any woman. And Scully, well, Scully has her own problems.

Hell, maybe they can't even be happy, entirely happy, truly happy, on their own.

Though Mick will always have the music, the crowd, and Scully will always have another question, a solution, a miracle. So they will have their moments. Not together, but still. Moments.

Why did David Wright (NY Mets) & Corrina Williams (FNL) have to go on the lam?

[mazily]

Even though they finally broke through, won it all, just last year. Even though David has a ring he wears when he visits his family, a ring he keeps in a safe most of the time. Even though, even though, even though

Re: Why did David Wright (NY Mets) & Corrina Williams (FNL) have to go on the lam?

[tangleofthorns]

THIS STORY WHERE DAVID ENDS UP MARRIED TO SMASH IS A'IGHT WITH ME.