Mar 13, 2005 12:39
PRPD!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
"i semi want to have a party here... okay i REALLY want to have a party here"
"well clearly! you can't have sex with pants on"
"Afro mother-fuckin M-A-NNNNNNN"
Skinny Dipping:
If we're not drunk enough, it will be akward.
If we're drunk enough, it'll be good.
If we're too drunk, we'll hook up.
If we're too too drunk, we'll drown.
"stay away from me!"
"why'd you do it? why'd you drink? I'm....i'm worthless"
"sex, drunk, high, heroin, crack"
"HELLOOOOOOOO"
"look it's the bride! no a brides maid, no a flower girl! oh wait...it's a doeg"
"good job on the ice idea...nice idea"
"there's a maaah-tain right behind me!"
"who was the first guy, her boyfriend? who was the seccond guy, her other boyfriend?"
"are you seriously naming the oceans right now?"
"i don't know how many words go. but it was fun drunk night"
"i can't formulate my wuhds fast enough"
the light game
"the room key maneger person"
"don't reach for things you can't see"
"worstest worstest most poisonest snake EVER!"
"that's not a rock. Oh...yeah it is"
"how does that happen? i don't get it. I was so little and now, look! look at all this"
"ooooh stainless steel"
fuck the corporate world...BIATCH