Spankings all around!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I gave chimaerathewise a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Friday swingindestiny and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May wlltchforfood and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-22 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mazewiz
OMG I did it a few more times, and then Santa wanted to give me a pony! That's so much cooler than a spanking, don't you think? ;)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I gave gryphonthepure a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Sunday I helped dorkboyblake hide a body (-173 points). In April I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In February I gave gryphonavocatio a kidney (1000 points). Last month I pulled over and changed uber_mensh's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been nice (1218 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
mazewiz