Austin, I'm sorry I put gum in your hair =)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I set fax_celestis's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Sunday I put gum in uber_mensh's hair (-12 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-193 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
mazewiz