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[mazeura]

So yeah, this weekend was the begining of the NCAA hockey tournament. UNH was in it and they won against harvard only to lose to denver the next game :(

Now for something completely different :

A Comparative Analysis Of World Religious Philosophies
Taoism:
Shit happens
Confucianism:
Confucious says: "Shit happens"
Calvinism:
Shit happens because you don`t work hard enough
Buddhism:
If shit happens, it isn`t really shit
Zen:
What is the sound of shit happening?
Seventh Day Adventist:
No shit on saturday
Hedonism:
There`s nothing like a good shit happening
Hinduism:
This shit happened before
Mormon:
This shit will happen again
Islam:
If this shit happens, it is the will of Allah
Moonies:
Only happy shit really happens
Stoicism:
This shit is good for me
Protestantism:
Let shit happen to someone else
Catholisism:
Shit happens because you deserve it
Judaism:
So why does this shit allways happen to me?
Hare Krishna:
Shit happens Shit happens Shit happens Shit happens
Jehova's Witness:
Let us in, and we will tell you why shit happens
Atheism:
I don't believe in shit
Agnosticism:
Farts happen
Zarastrianism:
Shit happens half the time
Christian Science:
Shit is in your mind
Wicca:
Shit happens if you will it to happen
Scientology:
Feces occur
Existencialism:
Shit is, therefore it happens
Rastafarism:
LET`S SMOKE THIS SHIT!!!