Zombie for halloween?
This kid I work with told me a story that he heard when the writer Chuck Palhuinik(?) gave a lecture at his school. He was talking about adolescent sexual fetish or something to do with the weird shit teenagers do to get off. Anyway this one story tells of a young man who enjoyed sitting on the filter/suction at the bottom of his pool because he liked the anal stimulation while he jerked off, (can you see where this is going) well since the suction was at the bottom of the pool he had to continually emerge for air. That is until the time something went horribly wrong and he could not swim to the surface, because to his horror his intestines were sucked out of him, panic stricken and still tethered to the bottom of the pool by his own insides, the boy had no choice but to chew his way to freedom, yep somehow he took a big ol bite out of his insides. Now while I find this story somewhat amusing and kind of gross, rumor is it causes people to pass out. Apparently at a number of stops on Mr. Palukhnik's (I have no idea how to spell his name) lecture tour this very story caused audience members severe distress, enough so to faint from it's horror. Oh yeah it's Palahniuk.