Cracky Drabbles- Easter Rising: 1000 Kiss Wombats
Yes. A crack!drabble as generated by that site that Haley (
pinkielephant) has linked to in her journal. It is fabulous. I was totally not in my right mind when I picked these words, but yes.
Fandom: Easter Rising
TItle: 1000 Kiss Wombats
Pairing: John/Celexa
Summary: John is worried about Celexa.
John paced sadly back and forth. Holy dread filled his heart. Celexa should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my young love, John thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Celexa had been taken hostage by Angry Mouth, a supervillain who had the city in a state of depressing terror. John fainted dead away, like Celexa ruins John with women.
When he came to, there was a bump on his throat and the holy dread had returned. "Celexa, my cracky honey bunny," he cried out sexily. "What is Angry Mouth doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing crazily as he swallowed her in the ear.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, John remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 kiss wombats, then whatever you wish for will come true.
John ordered in a supply of kiss and set to work, folding wombats until his throat was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last wombat when Celexa walked in the front door.
"Celexa!" John screamed and threw himself into Celexa's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 kiss wombats and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in the grass. He kissed Celexa angstily on the ear.
"Actually," Celexa said, pulling away teenagily, "I was rescued by the Ruining Ruin. He's a new superhero in town." Celexa sighed. "And he's really pink."
The holy dread came back. "But you're cramazing to be back here with me, right?"
Celexa checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Ruining Ruin for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay tasty, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
John choked back a sob and started folding another wombat. Then he went out and got drunk instead.
pinkielephant) has linked to in her journal. It is fabulous. I was totally not in my right mind when I picked these words, but yes.
Fandom: Easter Rising
TItle: 1000 Kiss Wombats
Pairing: John/Celexa
Summary: John is worried about Celexa.
John paced sadly back and forth. Holy dread filled his heart. Celexa should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like her to be late. Oh, my young love, John thought. Where could you be?
Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Celexa had been taken hostage by Angry Mouth, a supervillain who had the city in a state of depressing terror. John fainted dead away, like Celexa ruins John with women.
When he came to, there was a bump on his throat and the holy dread had returned. "Celexa, my cracky honey bunny," he cried out sexily. "What is Angry Mouth doing to you?" Probably torturing her, laughing crazily as he swallowed her in the ear.
In the midst of all the terror and tears, John remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 kiss wombats, then whatever you wish for will come true.
John ordered in a supply of kiss and set to work, folding wombats until his throat was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last wombat when Celexa walked in the front door.
"Celexa!" John screamed and threw himself into Celexa's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 kiss wombats and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing in the grass. He kissed Celexa angstily on the ear.
"Actually," Celexa said, pulling away teenagily, "I was rescued by the Ruining Ruin. He's a new superhero in town." Celexa sighed. "And he's really pink."
The holy dread came back. "But you're cramazing to be back here with me, right?"
Celexa checked her watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Ruining Ruin for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay tasty, baby." She left and the door banged behind her.
John choked back a sob and started folding another wombat. Then he went out and got drunk instead.