The neighbours - thier next form of torture

Dec 19, 2006 15:41

Ok, some may say they were being nice but I think that woman gave Taya this new toy to drive me insane.

Taya has started hanging at the fence, the fence of the yucky poo poo neighbours we don't like. She goes over to the fence because that's where Sage likes to hang as they too have a puppy.
Anyhoo, Taya spends large parts of the day there and as their kids play on the otherside of the wire school fence all day, she is involved in what they're doing. Look, it annoys me that she insists on being over there. They aren't nice neighbours and I think I'd just prefer that she stayed well away but she won't, she loves Bella the dalmation!

Today, while she was staring at them all, AGAIN, they handed her a 'present' for Christmas apparently. It's a second hand doll that sings the same line OVER AND OVER VERY FRIGGING LOUDDDDLY!!!
This ugly loud annoying FEMALE doll sings, "I am a boy and you are a girl so let's both be friends!" to this mental lalala music!

I should have just told her to turn it off and come back to it later but I quietly sat and went insane while this doll sang this delirious tune again and again! So, I lost my banana like the mature adult that I am and the doll is now sitting on top of the bookcase.

She's devestated, Andrew has been laughing since it happened and I feel like throwing the doll in the other neighbours pool.

The lady next door handed it on to us to send us insane, I'm sure of it! What parent in their right mind would give that torturous doll to another parent? Who in their right mind would invent such a hidious act of unkindness?

For now, she'll live on the bookcase and while Taya is at school tomorrow, I might just give her the boot. I'd give it to vinnies but I'm a nice person. I don't do real torture on my worst days!
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