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i just thought you all would be interested in this (keep in mind i'm at work):
fat lady #1: i just got one of those massagers for my tub and i can't for the life of me figure it out.
fat lady #2: wait, are you talking about one of those nasty massagers?
fat lday #1: no, but i have one of those too.
fat lady #2: oooooo you are nasty, how can you do that?
fat lady #1: it's safe. it's safe sex.
fat lady #2: well i stay safe by just no doing it.
fat lady #1: well you don't have to, it's good...what am i going to do? i'm not married
fat lady #2: god's watching you know.
fat lady #1: well he's getting a good show.
i about puked all over this desk. they're both over 40 and not what i would call a healthy body weight.
fat lady #1: i just got one of those massagers for my tub and i can't for the life of me figure it out.
fat lady #2: wait, are you talking about one of those nasty massagers?
fat lday #1: no, but i have one of those too.
fat lady #2: oooooo you are nasty, how can you do that?
fat lady #1: it's safe. it's safe sex.
fat lady #2: well i stay safe by just no doing it.
fat lady #1: well you don't have to, it's good...what am i going to do? i'm not married
fat lady #2: god's watching you know.
fat lady #1: well he's getting a good show.
i about puked all over this desk. they're both over 40 and not what i would call a healthy body weight.