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POLICIES AND PROCEDURE FOR 2005-2006:
1. always have at least two beers in the fridge; one for me and one to share
2. at least attempt to stay in the vacinity of up to date on readings for classes
3. adhere to biweekly trips to salon to get eyebrows done
4. if the spirit moves me to take my clothes off, give it a night. this will inevitablely prevent a few mishaps that are more trouble than they are worth and will make it that much hotter when it does happen
5. continue to drink boatloads of water; it beats the bloat and keeps me beautiful
6. quit with the body bashing; you're not a cow so stop saying it
7. listen to the fat ladies at work when they tell stories, i'm not that busy and they're funny
8. always call chris, anne, and should bob ever call back as soon as possible, don't wait because they might actually need me
9. be generous with alcohol. i'm about to be 21, so i can get it whenever i want it, others aren't so lucky
10. keep secrets. not everyone needs to know everything
1. always have at least two beers in the fridge; one for me and one to share
2. at least attempt to stay in the vacinity of up to date on readings for classes
3. adhere to biweekly trips to salon to get eyebrows done
4. if the spirit moves me to take my clothes off, give it a night. this will inevitablely prevent a few mishaps that are more trouble than they are worth and will make it that much hotter when it does happen
5. continue to drink boatloads of water; it beats the bloat and keeps me beautiful
6. quit with the body bashing; you're not a cow so stop saying it
7. listen to the fat ladies at work when they tell stories, i'm not that busy and they're funny
8. always call chris, anne, and should bob ever call back as soon as possible, don't wait because they might actually need me
9. be generous with alcohol. i'm about to be 21, so i can get it whenever i want it, others aren't so lucky
10. keep secrets. not everyone needs to know everything