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dearest bus boy,
kiss my ass. wait. kiss my fucking ass. i don't exactly know who you think you are, but this "i'm tired" bullshit is really getting old. i know you have work every morning, but don't say yes to hang out if not only am i not for sure getting laid, but getting kicked out at like 10 pm. seriously, fuck you. did you honestly think i wouldn't see past the thin veil of charm? hello?!?! i do the same fucking thing you ass, it's not going to work on me. you can call me from now on. i gave my phone number to a total hottie at work and he's calling me tomorrow (yeah, he text messaged me bitch). have oodles of fun with the rest of your girls.
love,
mary
p.s. did i mention he's a senior in college...and a total babe? yep, i think i can file this under doing better than you
kiss my ass. wait. kiss my fucking ass. i don't exactly know who you think you are, but this "i'm tired" bullshit is really getting old. i know you have work every morning, but don't say yes to hang out if not only am i not for sure getting laid, but getting kicked out at like 10 pm. seriously, fuck you. did you honestly think i wouldn't see past the thin veil of charm? hello?!?! i do the same fucking thing you ass, it's not going to work on me. you can call me from now on. i gave my phone number to a total hottie at work and he's calling me tomorrow (yeah, he text messaged me bitch). have oodles of fun with the rest of your girls.
love,
mary
p.s. did i mention he's a senior in college...and a total babe? yep, i think i can file this under doing better than you