Letter from William

[mayzey]

We're going to spend Christmas with my brother, his wife and their two boys, five-year-old William and two-year-old Matthew.

In anticipation, I received a letter from William the other day:

Auntie Morag

Please teach me how to play the cards on Christmas. And will you
please make nuts and bolts please? Please make them. And ...
period! And will you please come to my house some day and watch the
dinosaurs movies with me.

Bye bye!

I wrote back to say I'd be delighted to oblige on all counts.