...whatever you all say, I am not going to this shitty thing. I'll be staying in the ship to finish my paperwork. Anyone who tries to drag me there will have to face seppuku as punishment.
I hate fucked up events like this.
[OOC: ...although he
looks good in a tuxedo. :|;;; And FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SANE, SOMEONE DRAG HIM TO THE BALL LOL LOL LOL.]