Oh, my stars!
I'll NEVER get through all this!
*frodo_gardener and _misterfrodo are off at market, and here I sit at Mr. Frodo's desk, scribbling furiously.... *
*mumbles...* Drat, mathoms anyway! I can NEVER think of what to get folks!
No problem knowin' what to get that dratted othosb!!
Racecar drivin' school! So he can learn how to DRIVE that beastly, loud thing 'o his!!
I'm gettin Miss melbatook & Miss celbrandybuck a ride in a hot air balloon.
*thinks*
For some reason.. that seems to fit them.
That ditzy folcotook! What can I get him! *laughs* YES! This '20 questions' Puzzle is perfect. Maybe it'll make him less addle-headed.
N' for Mr. bbolger_baggins.. if he ever gets back home.. *frets* a fine picture frame with Koala bears on it.. and a picture of his two favorite people in it!
Tha mad Elf! And his love for RINGS! *shakes head* I know! I've got the perfect thing to get him. Him AND his sparkley friends! It'll keep those rings sparklin'. Bah on them anyway!!! Filthy things NEED cleanin'!
Dunno when I'll see King aragorn_elessar again... but I do know he can ALWAYS use this! *snickers*
And Mr. tobeyman.. Hmmmm. AH! Cause he's always a' bouncin' and jumpin. This Inflatable bouncearound do him just fine!
Hmmm.. Miss adamantachubb and Miss esmereldatook... Hmmm what might those ladies like? *brightens* I know!! MATCHING ROCKING CHAIRS!! So's they can sit and be comfey and rock while they gab.
Mr. isengar_took's a sea lovin' fella. I know! I'll get him this!! Then he can always steer his own course and know where he's goin'!
Mr. arathorn's not around right now. But when he gets back.. I bet he'd have fun with THIS.
Ms. lobeliasb not only will like this... SHE NEEDS IT!
That kevincavetroll guy could use this gift. Make that skin of his nicer.
Mr. tigergoodbody... what a rare, fair.. only not.. man he is. I'll give him this gift.. tho I've no idea what it even IS!
Still.. it's a golfin' thing.. so I'm sure he'll like it!
My dear son, Froie. To him I give these keys...
And this deed to the property at 3 Bagshot row.
May he live there long.. and peaceful.
And for my beloved _misterfrodo.. the dearest soul to ever walk up on Middle Earth, I give.... a private gift just for him... not for anyone else to see. He, alone, will know.. and he, alone, SHOULD know.
*I hear a knock at the door*
Oh, DRAT! Another caller. I'll never get this done!
*I answer the door*
Oh! A birthday card!! From bbolger_baggins!!! Oh my stars and glory! What FINE news! Mr. bbolger_baggins must be somewhat well... else he couldn't send this card! What good news this will be for my beloved Frodo... to know his brother is safe. There's gift enough for any mathom.
*I smile and go to look for my beloved*
*frodo_gardener and _misterfrodo are off at market, and here I sit at Mr. Frodo's desk, scribbling furiously.... *
*mumbles...* Drat, mathoms anyway! I can NEVER think of what to get folks!
No problem knowin' what to get that dratted othosb!!
Racecar drivin' school! So he can learn how to DRIVE that beastly, loud thing 'o his!!
I'm gettin Miss melbatook & Miss celbrandybuck a ride in a hot air balloon.
*thinks*
For some reason.. that seems to fit them.
That ditzy folcotook! What can I get him! *laughs* YES! This '20 questions' Puzzle is perfect. Maybe it'll make him less addle-headed.
N' for Mr. bbolger_baggins.. if he ever gets back home.. *frets* a fine picture frame with Koala bears on it.. and a picture of his two favorite people in it!
Tha mad Elf! And his love for RINGS! *shakes head* I know! I've got the perfect thing to get him. Him AND his sparkley friends! It'll keep those rings sparklin'. Bah on them anyway!!! Filthy things NEED cleanin'!
Dunno when I'll see King aragorn_elessar again... but I do know he can ALWAYS use this! *snickers*
And Mr. tobeyman.. Hmmmm. AH! Cause he's always a' bouncin' and jumpin. This Inflatable bouncearound do him just fine!
Hmmm.. Miss adamantachubb and Miss esmereldatook... Hmmm what might those ladies like? *brightens* I know!! MATCHING ROCKING CHAIRS!! So's they can sit and be comfey and rock while they gab.
Mr. isengar_took's a sea lovin' fella. I know! I'll get him this!! Then he can always steer his own course and know where he's goin'!
Mr. arathorn's not around right now. But when he gets back.. I bet he'd have fun with THIS.
Ms. lobeliasb not only will like this... SHE NEEDS IT!
That kevincavetroll guy could use this gift. Make that skin of his nicer.
Mr. tigergoodbody... what a rare, fair.. only not.. man he is. I'll give him this gift.. tho I've no idea what it even IS!
Still.. it's a golfin' thing.. so I'm sure he'll like it!
My dear son, Froie. To him I give these keys...
And this deed to the property at 3 Bagshot row.
May he live there long.. and peaceful.
And for my beloved _misterfrodo.. the dearest soul to ever walk up on Middle Earth, I give.... a private gift just for him... not for anyone else to see. He, alone, will know.. and he, alone, SHOULD know.
*I hear a knock at the door*
Oh, DRAT! Another caller. I'll never get this done!
*I answer the door*
Oh! A birthday card!! From bbolger_baggins!!! Oh my stars and glory! What FINE news! Mr. bbolger_baggins must be somewhat well... else he couldn't send this card! What good news this will be for my beloved Frodo... to know his brother is safe. There's gift enough for any mathom.
*I smile and go to look for my beloved*