Midnighter Moments of Awesome
This post is mostly for my own benefit. I'm gonna make
zelly_21 read this, because I want someone else in my general area that reads this shit, damnit! So let's kick this awesome badass-fest off:
I'm pretty sure anyone who doesn't know what's going on wants to, so I'll vaguely narrate these for you guys. Midnighter is abducted while going through a door (in the multiverse, guysz, not a house) and given the ultimatum that he either go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler, or the bomb that has been placed in his chest goes off and kills him. He is sent back to when Hitler was still just a German soldier. (Keep in mind that besides these first 4, these pages aren't necessarily in any kind of order.)
We start with Midnighter's attempt to have a conversation with a corpse. (The skeleton's expression just totally says "Y HELO THAR")
There's a raid by some French guys and Midnighter kills pretty much most of them. Hitler apparently thinks this is pretty awesome. Then...God, I don't think I even have to say it.
But OMG! Something else is afoot! Time police intervene!
After the redhead TimeCop here gives Midnighter a little electrotherapy in the testicular region, he is, needless to say, mighty pissed. And what better way to release your anger than firing a fucking tank at the bitch who just tried to fry your balls? (That wave is just great.)
That's it for the Hitler scans. And now, a breif interlude for cuteness. Jack Hawksmoor goads Midny into helping a little girl find her lost kitty. For the record, I love this art, but I hate the way Hawksmoor looks for some reason.
And so, we skip to the end of that one. I'm just gonna let the more-than-adequate amount of exposition-boxes fill you in.
And now, back to the badass-ness.
Killing a bastard who was firing tanks on civilians in Afghanistan, while simultaneously defending his sexual orientation:
Killing a kiddie-porn connesueir (this is honestly one of my favorite things he ever does):
Aaaaand finally, fantasizing about killing jackass heads-of-state...Because, come on, can't we all dream?
Well, hope whoever actually read this enjoyed. :) I sure had fun.