A7X Does Antony and Cleopatra, Act V Scene 1

[maynardsong]

A cafe in LA, BUNNY and OLIVER on stage. Enter ZACKY

ZACKY
Excuse me, are you Oliver Kaiser? Bassist of Pale Cassius Conspired? DC band?

OLIVER
Yeah, that's me. And it's Reston, Virginia, not DC.

BUNNY
I'm Ms. Blankenship, but everyone calls me Bunny.

OLIVER
Who the hell are you?

BUNNY glares at him.

ZACKY
I'm Zacky Vengeance. Avenged Sevenfold.

OLIVER
Yeah? Well I pirated all your songs.

ZACKY
Your frontman's dead.

BUNNY
Andrew!

OLIVER
Oh.

ZACKY
Yeah.

BUNNY
But how?

ZACKY
Suicide. He thought Matt had killed himself, so he did the same.

OLIVER
And that fucker had just faked it, hadn't he?

ZACKY
That's not the point. Andrew Montague is dead.

BUNNY bursts into tears. Exit ZACKY

OLIVER
I...all this time I was resentful of him, and I just wanted him out of the way, and now...

BUNNY
You care about him, you always have.

OLIVER
You know who's fault this is? M Shadows'. Now that we've bought out Warner Brothers, we can make Avenged Sevenfold our bitch. Let's do this thing.

BUNNY facepalms