AGH!!!

[maynard256]

I WISH PEOPLE WHO COMMENT ANONYMOUSLY IN MY LJ WOULD PUT THEIR DAMN NAMES!!!

I CANNOT TELL WHO YOU ARE JUST BY THE WAY YOU TYPE! IT TAKES 2 SECONDS UNLESS YOU HAVE A REALLY LONG NAME OR ARE TOTALLY SHITTY AT TYPING- THEN IT MIGHT TAKE 3 OR 4- STILL, THAT'S NOT A TERRIBLY LONG TIME!! JUST PUT YOUR NAMES, DAMN IT!!

FUCK!

Comments

[anonymous]

I was going to put 'all smiles' as my name but decided that'd be low class

[maynard256]

What? Why would that be low class?

[verytwistedmind]

oh you remember her don't you? She got all upset about some joke you made that offended her....

[maynard256]

HAHAHA, oh yeah! What a cunt.

[verytwistedmind]

She removed me from her friends list too. Because I made some comment about playing doctor and her boyfriend got mad.

She took my wife off her friends list for that comment too.

[maynard256]

I remember her getting pissed about that! HAHAHAHA

She should probably get the sand out of her vagina.

[verytwistedmind]

Mmmm that could be kinky! Ya know I'm a sadist and the idea of doing that... Yeah I like that. Nice and scratchy on the shaft.

[maynard256]

Get some! Just give me credit for the idea when you try it out on your wife!

[verytwistedmind]

-laughs- I'll be sure to have the little slave girl I do it to call you and thank you for the idea (wont be my wife). After all you should get credit for your brilliance

[maynard256]

Why thank you. It's all I ask.